Guelich

verb. To cock-block a fraternity brother while in only your underwear as he attempts to hook up with a girl he'd never have a chance with.

Rudy had that girl in her thong in the hottub until Tim walked by and gueliched him.

by Dillon Collier February 8, 2005

guelching

the act of inserting a tube into the urethra, then allowing hot sauce to flow down the tube, before ejaculating and consuming the mixture of semen and hot sauce.

this girl wanted to perform guelching on me last night

by TEHRAEHerG March 3, 2024

Guelch

To make a fat person shit, piss or ejaculate whilst fisting and squeezing the tummy

“I was able to Guelch her in under a minute!”

by Gloibchuncher May 18, 2024