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Guap Guap 3000 

Term used to describe head so good you would pay for it; and/or also that good pussy
She said it was her first time then hit me with the guap guap 3000, bro it was raining $1’s when I was done.
Guap Guap 3000 by Finkapoplous July 19, 2021

360 guap guap 

What your friend says they did with a girl when they want you to think he got laid, but really he didn’t.
Yeah bro, last night, we’re grinding, and she just gives me that 360 guap guap outta nowhere”

“Yeah.. sure...”
360 guap guap by Nachary September 8, 2019
A slang term for money. It can mean that you have money in your hands.
Take a moment, count my guap, count my guap
All these racks bombin' in, they bombin' in
Guap by Pre-Writing May 11, 2018

Double Guap-a-Lucci With Cheese 

I think I have coined a new term. See example for personal anecdote that got me thinking more than I should have. Submit to the Editors first I shall. But I think this definition holds water. May it be up on a forum somewhere that we may ask the Community for its Inclusion/Exclusion?

An Upper Middle Shelf amount of money. More than a Knot by a lot. A WHOLE LOT.

First Discovered with six tightly stretched rubber-bands encompassing approximately three inches of one hundred dollar bills firmly sandwiching roughly two inches of fifty dollar bills. The precise recipe is a rare find, with most examples leaning more towards the inverse ratio. Note the size of the HAND presenting it with thumb on bottom middle and as many fingers that can reach the middle top of the specimen with less top grip demonstrating a Superior Sammich. Small enough hands can make a knot LOOK like A Double Guap-a-Lucci WithOUT Cheese.

But Because CABLE GUY WRESTLE BREAST MILK (Cheese All Bread, Lucci Effect Guaps Undeniably. Yes, When Racks Equal Stacks, Then Lucci Equates Bread; Racks Equal All Stacks, Money Is Lucci Kid), theoretical examples are known to exist in the minds of SCRUBS (Shitty Crooks Running Ultra Bull Shit)...

Money fanned up the arm is not a Double Guap-a-Lucci With Cheese and is considered to be a Light Brunch.
Nobody wants to Host that.
Especially true if a legitimate specimen is desired.
Y: Do you know what A Double Guap-a-Lucci With Cheese is?
M: What?
Y: I didn't even know it existed until yesterday.
M: Werd?
Y:Jep. This guy flexed one out of his Fanny Pack worn diagonally across his torso.
M:Nice! Gots them broccoli do he?
Y:NO! His Black make China White.
M:*Turns on "Let's Plan A Robbery" by Three 6 Mafia and Queues "Robbery" by SouthSide Players .
Aye, hold up
Take a moment, count my guap, count my guap
All these racks bombin' in, they bombin' in (hold up)
Aye, count my guap, count my guap
Cannot stop comin' in, comin' in
Pull up in a drop top, she drop dead
I pulled up in a drop top, she drop dead
My diamonds dancing hopscotch, they holding hands
My diamonds dancing hopscotch, they holding hands"- Trippie red