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guandules 

1. An original type, form, or instance serving as a basis or standard for later stages.
2. An original, full-scale, and usually working model of a new product or new version of an existing product.
3. An early, typical example.
4. Biology. A form or species that serves as an original type or example.
Guandules is your father.
guandules by Skeeter Virtuoso August 8, 2006
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Guandules 

Guandules is the opposite of cool.
When you see a dude getting fucked by a donkey, and screaming about how cool he is, he is Guandules.
Guandules by Guandules December 24, 2006

Ganduleshwar 

An idiotic person who is highly certified in not make any sense.

Masculine- Ganduleshwar
Feminine- Ganduleshwari

Ganduleshwaraat- An idiotic person who is highly certified in not making any sense specifically at night.
He doesn't understand anything at night. He is a Ganduleshwarat.

Boyfriend: Ganduleshwari, you won't be pregnant if I use a condom.
Girlfriend: That's not true. I will be pregnant even after that
Ganduleshwar by Crazyenzy May 30, 2019

Gangules 

That one part of your body that dosent have a name
Your gangules is showing
Gangules by blizzsantos December 17, 2012

No Granules 

Used to describe something that is a cut above the rest. A variation of the cockney terminology, "Different Gravy", as gravy made from granules is the norm e.g. "Bisto"
"Did you see the match last night?"
"Yeah mate, was No Granules"
No Granules by T-Bone Scotland July 24, 2014

Gandulisous 

When ur a gandu and retard
So gandulisous
Gandulisous by anonymous January 17, 2022

Gandulisous 

When ur being a gandu and retard at the same time
Mans being gandulisous
Gandulisous by Papi-nator January 17, 2022
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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