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Guam Guam Guam

The noise made during sex with a women from Guam. Similar to sounds made while shclicking.
Roommate 1: I was getting it all night, man!
Roommate 2: I know! I couldn't sleep with all the Guam Guam Guam noises coming through the walls.
by Guamiest October 21, 2021
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Guam Bomb

The shittiest car you can ever own that will make obnoxious noise when you start the engine.
Guy #1: That's one ugly guam bomb
Guy #2: I know!
by Stealf September 18, 2010
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Grimy Guam

A Vial STD contracted from having sex with Hydrerion. This particular sexually transmitted disease has a symptom of green puss coming out of anus and major one of major flatulence with blood.
Oh my god Sean!! Your Getting Your Grimy Guam Everywhere!
by Dalton, Mr_Pumpk1n June 5, 2008
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Guam Plate

Noun. A name for a dish ordered at a restaurant in a group dining setting that no one wants when it arrives.
Despite Jenny swearing up and down she had it before, when the dish arrived, the Durian infused liver and garlic corn risotto instantly became the Guam plate.
by Magnus Carlsen January 3, 2013
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Guam

Guam is a tiny island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, and when you refer back to it when describing the place to other people, you say it's basically right next to the Philippines but in the same time zone as Sydney. It's called "Where America's Day Begins" because it's on the other side of the International dateline, making jetlag a thing and giving students who went to school off-island an excuse to not call home.

Approximately 1/3 of the island is gated and controlled by the military, another 1/3 is nothing but jungle infested with dogs, brown tree snakes, and the White Lady, thus rendering the rest of the 1/3 to squish a ton of Filipinos, other Asians, occasionally white people with the 'native' Chamorros.

'Chaud' is more or less a term that refers to a guy who acts like the hybrid of a backwater redneck and SoCal bro who believes he is 'pure Chamorro'.

The government is corrupt because people hire only family members, the school system sucks because the government sucks, and the private schools fund all their money towards building nice things instead of funding for courses that matter.

The sales tax is already incorporated into the price, so you can bring up exact change before getting to the register.

The food is bomb as hell, but not intended for mass consumption beyond the holiday seasons.

There are 2 seasons on Guam: typhoon season and rainy season.

The main source of income is Japanese tourism.
Any student who has ever moved to the mainland would only return to Guam for Christmas break to eat and catch up with the friends who weren't so lucky.

If you attend UOG, then you're basically stuck on Guam for the rest of your life.
by stalebalale October 25, 2012
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agana, guam

i wish i could go to agana, guam
by foxylady June 29, 2008
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Guam

an island in the North Pacific Ocean; part of the Mariana Islands archipelago; USA territory
Coordinates: 13 28 N, 144 47 E

great place to eat some mighty fuckin'awesome tasting barbeque
What?! You don't know where the fuck Guam is?
by sirena January 4, 2004
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