Definitions by Guamiest
Going Witte
Going Witte implies going "rogue" on the team during a Battle Royale. In an attempt to make a "witty" play for fat loot, they agree to land together then cross country voyage across the map away from the squad, only to demand for help when engaged on by a team.
Squadmate: let's all land at the jail.
*squad in agreement*
Squadmate 2: where'd Witte go?
Squadmate 3: he's Going Witte. Look he's in the fucking moistiest swamp!!!
Squadmate Going Witte: help there's a full squad here.
*squad in agreement*
Squadmate 2: where'd Witte go?
Squadmate 3: he's Going Witte. Look he's in the fucking moistiest swamp!!!
Squadmate Going Witte: help there's a full squad here.
Going Witte by Guamiest October 21, 2021
LIL T
The name you refer to your flacid weiner as in an encouraging fashion. Often the initial is substituted in honor of your favorite friend. Ex: LIL T might reference a person named Tyler, E for Elliot, etc..
Guam Guam Guam
Roommate 1: I was getting it all night, man!
Roommate 2: I know! I couldn't sleep with all the Guam Guam Guam noises coming through the walls.
Roommate 2: I know! I couldn't sleep with all the Guam Guam Guam noises coming through the walls.
Guam Guam Guam by Guamiest October 21, 2021
Guam mom
A mom who is from Guam. Possesses surprising lower body strength and can call upon their native heritage to thunder clap their children when misbehaving.
Additional facts: Known to despise public transit and hardly ever dates the locals.
Additional facts: Known to despise public transit and hardly ever dates the locals.