Definitions by Guamiest

Dudeous 

A Gorgeous Dude.

Often time possesses a glorious beard; pleasing to the senses.

Colton: Man, Tyler's one helluva dude isn't he?
Elliot: Yeah, he's freaking Dudeous!

Dudeous by Guamiest November 12, 2021

Going Witte 

Going Witte implies going "rogue" on the team during a Battle Royale. In an attempt to make a "witty" play for fat loot, they agree to land together then cross country voyage across the map away from the squad, only to demand for help when engaged on by a team.

Squadmate: let's all land at the jail.
*squad in agreement*
Squadmate 2: where'd Witte go?
Squadmate 3: he's Going Witte. Look he's in the fucking moistiest swamp!!!
Squadmate Going Witte: help there's a full squad here.

Going Witte by Guamiest October 21, 2021

LIL T 

The name you refer to your flacid weiner as in an encouraging fashion. Often the initial is substituted in honor of your favorite friend. Ex: LIL T might reference a person named Tyler, E for Elliot, etc..

Guy: Come on LIL T, don't let me down!
Guy 2: *at urinal next to him* Who's LIL T?
Guy 3: Does your name start with a T?

LIL T by Guamiest October 21, 2021

El Dawg 

Known to raw dog all the girls he sleeps with. Gets insane amounts of punani, surprised he doesn't have more kids. Married life just doesn't come naturally to the El Dawg.

Guy 1: Man, he stays pulling the ladies!

Guy 2: He IS the El Dawg.

El Dawg by Guamiest October 21, 2021

Guam Guam Guam

The noise made during sex with a women from Guam. Similar to sounds made while shclicking.

Roommate 1: I was getting it all night, man!
Roommate 2: I know! I couldn't sleep with all the Guam Guam Guam noises coming through the walls.

Guam Guam Guam by Guamiest October 21, 2021

Guam mom 

A mom who is from Guam. Possesses surprising lower body strength and can call upon their native heritage to thunder clap their children when misbehaving.
Additional facts: Known to despise public transit and hardly ever dates the locals.

Girl 1: Wow, look at that Guam mom with all of those kids, how does she do it?
Girl 2: I'm sure she just performs a native haka when they get out of line...
Guy 1: That clapback is lethal!

Guam mom by Guamiest October 21, 2021

Mekkanics 

Possesses an insanely high level of technical knowledge regarding game mechanics. Next level player.

Colton: Man, look at his Mekkanics!
Elliot: Yeah, how do you kill that which has no life?!

Mekkanics by Guamiest October 21, 2021