A mom who is from Guam. Possesses surprising lower body strength and can call upon their native heritage to thunder clap their children when misbehaving.
Additional facts: Known to despise public transit and hardly ever dates the locals.
Additional facts: Known to despise public transit and hardly ever dates the locals.
Girl 1: Wow, look at that Guam mom with all of those kids, how does she do it?
Girl 2: I'm sure she just performs a native haka when they get out of line...
Guy 1: That clapback is lethal!
Girl 2: I'm sure she just performs a native haka when they get out of line...
Guy 1: That clapback is lethal!
by Guamiest October 21, 2021
Known to raw dog all the girls he sleeps with. Gets insane amounts of punani, surprised he doesn't have more kids. Married life just doesn't come naturally to the El Dawg.
by Guamiest October 21, 2021
Roommate 1: I was getting it all night, man!
Roommate 2: I know! I couldn't sleep with all the Guam Guam Guam noises coming through the walls.
Roommate 2: I know! I couldn't sleep with all the Guam Guam Guam noises coming through the walls.
by Guamiest October 21, 2021
Possesses an insanely high level of technical knowledge regarding game mechanics. Next level player.
by Guamiest October 21, 2021
The name you refer to your flacid weiner as in an encouraging fashion. Often the initial is substituted in honor of your favorite friend. Ex: LIL T might reference a person named Tyler, E for Elliot, etc..
Guy: Come on LIL T, don't let me down!
Guy 2: *at urinal next to him* Who's LIL T?
Guy 3: Does your name start with a T?
Guy 2: *at urinal next to him* Who's LIL T?
Guy 3: Does your name start with a T?
by Guamiest October 21, 2021
Going Witte implies going "rogue" on the team during a Battle Royale. In an attempt to make a "witty" play for fat loot, they agree to land together then cross country voyage across the map away from the squad, only to demand for help when engaged on by a team.
Squadmate: let's all land at the jail.
*squad in agreement*
Squadmate 2: where'd Witte go?
Squadmate 3: he's Going Witte. Look he's in the fucking moistiest swamp!!!
Squadmate Going Witte: help there's a full squad here.
*squad in agreement*
Squadmate 2: where'd Witte go?
Squadmate 3: he's Going Witte. Look he's in the fucking moistiest swamp!!!
Squadmate Going Witte: help there's a full squad here.
by Guamiest October 21, 2021
A guy from the contiguous States who gets mad Guam punani while traveling abroad or she's visiting the mainland.
Elliot, "WOW, he's taken that same girl home every night, he's a total Guam Boy!"
Colton, "Yeah. He hardly ever dates the locals!"
Colton, "Yeah. He hardly ever dates the locals!"
by Guamiest October 21, 2021