8 definitions by Guamiest

El Dawg

Known to raw dog all the girls he sleeps with. Gets insane amounts of punani, surprised he doesn't have more kids. Married life just doesn't come naturally to the El Dawg.

Guy 1: Man, he stays pulling the ladies!

Guy 2: He IS the El Dawg.

by Guamiest October 21, 2021

Guam boy

A guy from the contiguous States who gets mad Guam punani while traveling abroad or she's visiting the mainland.

Elliot, "WOW, he's taken that same girl home every night, he's a total Guam Boy!"
Colton, "Yeah. He hardly ever dates the locals!"

by Guamiest October 21, 2021

Going Witte

Going Witte implies going "rogue" on the team during a Battle Royale. In an attempt to make a "witty" play for fat loot, they agree to land together then cross country voyage across the map away from the squad, only to demand for help when engaged on by a team.

Squadmate: let's all land at the jail.
*squad in agreement*
Squadmate 2: where'd Witte go?
Squadmate 3: he's Going Witte. Look he's in the fucking moistiest swamp!!!
Squadmate Going Witte: help there's a full squad here.

by Guamiest October 21, 2021

Dudeous

A Gorgeous Dude.

Often time possesses a glorious beard; pleasing to the senses.

Colton: Man, Tyler's one helluva dude isn't he?
Elliot: Yeah, he's freaking Dudeous!

by Guamiest November 12, 2021

Guam Guam Guam

The noise made during sex with a women from Guam. Similar to sounds made while shclicking.

Roommate 1: I was getting it all night, man!
Roommate 2: I know! I couldn't sleep with all the Guam Guam Guam noises coming through the walls.

by Guamiest October 21, 2021

Mekkanics

Possesses an insanely high level of technical knowledge regarding game mechanics. Next level player.

Colton: Man, look at his Mekkanics!
Elliot: Yeah, how do you kill that which has no life?!

by Guamiest October 21, 2021

LIL T

The name you refer to your flacid weiner as in an encouraging fashion. Often the initial is substituted in honor of your favorite friend. Ex: LIL T might reference a person named Tyler, E for Elliot, etc..

Guy: Come on LIL T, don't let me down!
Guy 2: *at urinal next to him* Who's LIL T?
Guy 3: Does your name start with a T?

by Guamiest October 21, 2021