Dudeous

A Gorgeous Dude.

Often time possesses a glorious beard; pleasing to the senses.

Colton: Man, Tyler's one helluva dude isn't he?
Elliot: Yeah, he's freaking Dudeous!

by Guamiest November 12, 2021

LIL T

The name you refer to your flacid weiner as in an encouraging fashion. Often the initial is substituted in honor of your favorite friend. Ex: LIL T might reference a person named Tyler, E for Elliot, etc..

Guy: Come on LIL T, don't let me down!
Guy 2: *at urinal next to him* Who's LIL T?
Guy 3: Does your name start with a T?

by Guamiest October 21, 2021

Guam boy

A guy from the contiguous States who gets mad Guam punani while traveling abroad or she's visiting the mainland.

Elliot, "WOW, he's taken that same girl home every night, he's a total Guam Boy!"
Colton, "Yeah. He hardly ever dates the locals!"

by Guamiest October 20, 2021

Guam mom

A mom who is from Guam. Possesses surprising lower body strength and can call upon their native heritage to thunder clap their children when misbehaving.
Additional facts: Known to despise public transit and hardly ever dates the locals.

Girl 1: Wow, look at that Guam mom with all of those kids, how does she do it?
Girl 2: I'm sure she just performs a native haka when they get out of line...
Guy 1: That clapback is lethal!

by Guamiest October 21, 2021

Going Witte

Going Witte implies going "rogue" on the team during a Battle Royale. In an attempt to make a "witty" play for fat loot, they agree to land together then cross country voyage across the map away from the squad, only to demand for help when engaged on by a team.

Squadmate: let's all land at the jail.
*squad in agreement*
Squadmate 2: where'd Witte go?
Squadmate 3: he's Going Witte. Look he's in the fucking moistiest swamp!!!
Squadmate Going Witte: help there's a full squad here.

by Guamiest October 21, 2021

Mekkanics

Possesses an insanely high level of technical knowledge regarding game mechanics. Next level player.

Colton: Man, look at his Mekkanics!
Elliot: Yeah, how do you kill that which has no life?!

by Guamiest October 21, 2021

Guam Guam Guam

The noise made during sex with a women from Guam. Similar to sounds made while shclicking.

Roommate 1: I was getting it all night, man!
Roommate 2: I know! I couldn't sleep with all the Guam Guam Guam noises coming through the walls.

by Guamiest October 21, 2021