Guacamole Guadamole

An artist that draws fictional characters and is sleep deprived, simps over fictional characters and eats ketchup packets alone as a snack.

Hey guacamole guadamole how are you enjoying those ketchup packets your snacking on?

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Guacamole nigga penis

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

A toilet for guacamole colored shits made by niggas. For example, when you take a dump in a toilet and it be green, thats a guacamole nigga toilet.

Tyrone: Yo my poop look green as hell.
Me: Guacamole nigga toilet.
Tyrone: Bruh.

when you try to dox a 13 year old this happens to you

random kid: hey skai jackson guacamole nigga penis

Skai jackson: im gonna dox you

A type of penis found by Albert Einstein.

Very rare. If you have a guacamole nigga penis, your penis is 17”.

“Guacamole nigga penis” - black science man

A black man's penis made solely out of guacamole. A phrase often replied to Skai Jackson's tweets.

Skai Jackson:

Person 1: Guacamole
Person 2: nigga
Person 3: penis
Person 4: Incels.
Person 5: Guacamole nigga penis.

Is when someone gives you a blowjob and you hit their gag reflex making them vomit on your penis.

"Hey, guess what Kate gave me last night?"
"What?"
"A guacamole hotdog"
"Thats disgusting"

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