Gtfomfwts
Girl: Why you give that other bitch a hug
Guy: Because that was my sister???
Girl: you can only hug me!
Guy:gtfomfwts
Guy: Because that was my sister???
Girl: you can only hug me!
Guy:gtfomfwts
Words you can keep
gtfoohwts
Acronym for "get the fuck out of here with that shit". Usually used to disagree with what someone says or does.
GTFOFBWTS
GTFOFBWTS quite explicitly stands for 'Get The Fuck Off FaceBook With That Shit'.
Generally considered a lazy but wise response to a social-networking status of some idiot that no one gives a fuck about, or their sad little WEB 2.0 existence.
Long live the peaceful ignorance of ta interwebz.2.0.break
Generally considered a lazy but wise response to a social-networking status of some idiot that no one gives a fuck about, or their sad little WEB 2.0 existence.
Long live the peaceful ignorance of ta interwebz.2.0.break
Idiot's status: "Oh my God I just have to fucking quit my job."
So-called-social-networking-*friend*'s comment "But when we spoke in the real world you said you were gonna stick it out?"
Idiot's status: "It's T+4 minutes and I really have to leave my job. And... Scratch my arse. And the cat's arse."
So-called-social-networking-*friend*'s comment "GTFOFBWTS"
Idiot's status: "Idiot is wondering what's the best size of CD case to scratch a cat's arse with cos y'know that's perfectly normal and must be very interesting to the rest of the world so c'mon plz help me now ur all my real friends not just avatars 'n' emails or some twat friend of a friend I met once when pissed."
So-called-social-networking-*friend*'s comment "GTFOFBWTS"
So-called-social-networking-*friend*'s status: Thank fuck for CTRL+V.
So-called-social-networking-*friend*'s comment "But when we spoke in the real world you said you were gonna stick it out?"
Idiot's status: "It's T+4 minutes and I really have to leave my job. And... Scratch my arse. And the cat's arse."
So-called-social-networking-*friend*'s comment "GTFOFBWTS"
Idiot's status: "Idiot is wondering what's the best size of CD case to scratch a cat's arse with cos y'know that's perfectly normal and must be very interesting to the rest of the world so c'mon plz help me now ur all my real friends not just avatars 'n' emails or some twat friend of a friend I met once when pissed."
So-called-social-networking-*friend*'s comment "GTFOFBWTS"
So-called-social-networking-*friend*'s status: Thank fuck for CTRL+V.
GTFOFBWTS by OriginalDevianti June 19, 2009
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Salad Days
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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