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casanova of gryffindor tower 

student one: who’s the casanova of gryffindor tower?
student two: remus lupin

gryffindor 

One of the houses of Hogwarts School of Witch Craft and Wizardry is Gyffindor, this was founded by Godric Gryffindor who is loyal, brave, courageous, Brave, and daring.
Harry Potter? Come forth and i will place the sorting hat on your head.
(sorting hat)AH Difficult very very difficult, hmmp GRYFFINDOR
gryffindor by Gryffindor Gurl December 9, 2017

Gryffindor 

Founded by Godric Gryffindor

One of the four 'houses' at Hogwarts.

Usually consists of the bravest and true students.

Their mascot is the lion.
Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach just those with brave deeds to their name"

~Taken from The Sorting Hat's New Song (OotP)
Gryffindor by Hydeing September 3, 2004

Gryffindork 

Derogatory term used to describe Gryffindors, usually used by Slytherins, the occasional Ravenclaws and a really ballsy Hufflepuffs.
"Yo check those gryffindorks,"
"What retards,"
Gryffindork by Ace_JC July 25, 2008

10 points for Gryffindor 

May be said in response to any successful or favorable action.

Ten Points for Gryffindor! 

An exclamation used to inform one's friends and acquaintances about a successful hook-up. Only applies to sexual intercourse, although fewer points may be allotted for scoring a base run if the player doesn't make it all the way home. Especially useful if you don't want everyone in the room to know about your sexual escapades.
Person 1: Hey man, where were you last night? We waited for an hour before we left!

Person 2: Yeah, sorry bro, got tied up with that girl from the club. But hey, Ten Points for Gryffindor!!

Person 1: Oh, we're cool then
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