Pottermore 

A website that is technological proof that:
Harry Potter will never end
JK Rowling doesn't even need to announce another book to make millions of fans foam at the mouth and cry in anticipation of something
Pink can actually be a lovely color

Pottermore: Coming Soon

pottermore.com

Pottermore by Raibean June 16, 2011

Pottermore 

A website that shows that Harry Potter will only end when those here are no longer loyal to him.

Pottermore is a gift from J.K. Rowling to her dedicated fans.

Pottermore by potterdork934 June 23, 2011

Pottermore 

An extension of the great Harry Potter fandom. A website dedicated to testing even the most loyal fans patience.

Fan 1: Is Pottermore open yet?
Fan 2: no.
Fan 1's eye twitches.

Pottermore by crowie June 11, 2012

Pottermore 

The only website to cause more headdesking than Tumblr and Facebook.

WHERE IS MY POTTERMORE E-MAIL?!?!?!

Pottermore by firstdayer August 19, 2011

Pottermore 

Also known as: SLEEP DEPRIVATION.

A website created for entertainment purposes of potterheads everywhere, whilst also creating sleep deprivation in teenagers everywhere.

P1: Why do you look so sleepy today?
P2: Pottermore.

Pottermore by anotherpotterhead August 1, 2011

Pottermore 

A place where it is impossible to 'find the magical quill'

Girl: Hey, let's go register for pottermore!
Boy: We gotta find the magical quill first

Pottermore by meowmeowmeoww July 31, 2011

Pottermore Welcome Letter 

A mysterous, anxiety causing, possibly Fictictous letter allowing you to finially enter the promised land known as Pottermore.

The reason one million potterheads have been on their email 24/7 sence finding the magic quil.

Pottermore Welcome Letter. Aka: A real Santa Caus

"Why'd Jill Get fired?'
" She called off to watch her email everyday sence August 7th 2011"

" Doesnt she know she can access her email and get her welcome letter on her phone...."

Pottermore Welcome Letter by Dreamblade24 August 22, 2011