Grubbert

An unclean child by the name of Robert.

Grubbert does not wash his hair.

by amy in stars December 9, 2003

money-grubber

One who is primarily focused on obtaining money at the expense of others.

Watch out for Phil, he's a money-grubber and will step all over you at work.

by loolum August 17, 2011

Grade Grubber

Someone who feels the need to have a better score than anyone else in the known (and perhaps unknown) universe. If someone gets a higher score, the grade grubber seeks an immediate answer to the question of why s/he does not have the highest, bestest, prettiest score, most colorful star, or brightest happy face sticker, and thus proceeds to not shut up about it for 12 days until the next grade issue arises.

Jenny is a grade grubber.

by hollyweirdo April 30, 2010

grundle grubber

a bottom-feeder, eater of the taint, lover of the gooch, dirty scoundrel

"yo melkie was tongue deep in her ass, a real grundle grubber!"

by shitty winston December 16, 2011

Name Grubber

An individual who uses the prestige of a university as the only criterion to attend.

David is a name grubber because, even though he wishes to attend Columbia University, he does not know why, all the while badmouthing smaller schools like Amherst College.

by labsz October 23, 2010

Grubberface

An individual with a mixed sense of self importance and/or a deeply shallow social life who harms others by wasting their time on Facebook with worthless, cute, wasteful, or cheesy copy-and-pasted motivational posts (that they don’t even adhere to).

The Grubberface craves the positive attention they believe they are getting, which inflates self-worth. However, in reality, the majority who see and read a Grubberface's posts in fact actually hold the Grubberface in much lower regard - at times, feeling purely sorry for them - because the Grubberface’s grubs are actually making it increasingly difficult for them to be datable, hirable, or even likeable.

Most likely, a Grubberface is someone who is already recognized by friends outside of Facebook as someone having social difficulties, not dated nor had sex in several years, and has gained at least 20 pounds in the last year. Thus, the Facebook friends enable the Grubberface’s behavior by not confronting them on their online habits. The kindest intervention is scissors to the keyboard cord, battery removal from the mouse, and “misplacing” their mobile device.

My friend Carli just posted this on Facebook: "In the mood for Swedish Fish." What a Grubberface. No one, anywhere, on Planet Earth cares.

John is a Grubberface. He just posted: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade..."

“About to eat a burger.”

“Boy, vacuuming sucks”.

by UrbRC October 8, 2010

Money Grubber

Someone who is obsessed with making as much money as possible.

A lot of Americans are money grubbers.

"I changed departments when I found out my fellow business majors were all soulless, money grubbing parasites." -overheard at school

by Alison324432 July 4, 2009