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Grousing Distance
Grousing Distance by Koenigseggre October 14, 2019
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Grousing • Grousing Distance • grouting • grousin' • grosinger • grossing • Grossing factor • grouding • Grouping • Groupingon
Latino Grouping
Me getting off the phone: Si, te quiero, bye.
Whiter than Albino friend Tiffany: Hey I didn't know you are Mexican!
Me: Well, actually, I'm Latino.
Tiffany: Hey Ashley, did you know she was Mexican?
Ashley: You're Mexican?
Me: Not all Latino's are Mexican. My family is from-
Phil: Wow! How did you get across the border? Can you speak Spanish? Hey Steve! She's a Mexican immigrant!
Steve: An illegal Mexican immigrant! Dude! Jerry's uncle is a cop! You shouldn't be telling people that.
Me: I am totally an illegal Mexican immigrant! I just got out of cage where ICE kept me and my 7 brothers and sisters: Juan, Juan-Diego, Juanita, Juanpango, Juan jr. Juan Sr. and Juan-de La Rosa, and now I spend my days running from border patrol.
All: Wow!
Me: Yall and your Latino Grouping. I'm glad we have Affirmative Action and I get to beat all of you to college.
Whiter than Albino friend Tiffany: Hey I didn't know you are Mexican!
Me: Well, actually, I'm Latino.
Tiffany: Hey Ashley, did you know she was Mexican?
Ashley: You're Mexican?
Me: Not all Latino's are Mexican. My family is from-
Phil: Wow! How did you get across the border? Can you speak Spanish? Hey Steve! She's a Mexican immigrant!
Steve: An illegal Mexican immigrant! Dude! Jerry's uncle is a cop! You shouldn't be telling people that.
Me: I am totally an illegal Mexican immigrant! I just got out of cage where ICE kept me and my 7 brothers and sisters: Juan, Juan-Diego, Juanita, Juanpango, Juan jr. Juan Sr. and Juan-de La Rosa, and now I spend my days running from border patrol.
All: Wow!
Me: Yall and your Latino Grouping. I'm glad we have Affirmative Action and I get to beat all of you to college.
Latino Grouping by I'm not MEXICAN! July 9, 2018
grouting
When a young male finishes in his hand and uses his splooge to fill all the wrinkles on a GILF's face.
Bjorn was adventurous in the tile industry and became bored one day during his lunch break. He went to his friend Nemo's house where his grandmother was sleeping and decided to play with himself. Bjorn finished in his hand and found himself (grouting) Nemo's GILF of a grandmother while she was sleeping.
grouting by dock & launch August 16, 2013
grouting tile
When a female has a six pack, and your cum on her chest. The cum then fills into the ab lines achieving a grouting affect.
I was banging this chick from cross-fit and I ended up grouting tile because I didn't want a baby with a chick who has a six pack, because girls with six packs are gross.
grouting tile by Csweenes November 19, 2014
Grossing factor
term used in the real estate and commercial construction sector to describe the difference in the rentable square footage to the useable square footage.
Grossing factor relates the Rentable square footage, which includes common area space such as hallways, common bathrooms and possibly lobbies; to the useable square footage, which includes only that space which you would specifically occupy for your buisness needs, ie - the area you can carpet. The grossing factor is usually listed as a %.
Grossing factor by Rob the Engineer October 22, 2010
grousin'
When a group of friends find a dead bird (famously a grouse) the day after the night before whilst still relatively intoxicated and decide t'would be a good idea to use it to cause mischief and/or shennanigans. This could involve a good slap or as it should be known a grousin' to an unsuspecting pedestrians face! Alternatively you could dump it in a public urinal or in your flatmates frying pan. It helps if you drive a soft top car with the roof down playing the greatest hits of Justin Bieber and Baby Alice.
Billy Joel: "Shit dude, me and the guys got totally wasted last night and this morning we went for a bit of grousin' like you do."
Steve: "Grousin', what's that?"
Billy Joel: "You know, when you find a dead bird by the side of the road and use it to cause all sorts of crazy mischief!"
Steve: "Dude wtf is wrong with you? I hope you get caught"
Billy Joel: "I really don't know man, I hope we do too otherwise we'll never learn!"
Steve: "Grousin', what's that?"
Billy Joel: "You know, when you find a dead bird by the side of the road and use it to cause all sorts of crazy mischief!"
Steve: "Dude wtf is wrong with you? I hope you get caught"
Billy Joel: "I really don't know man, I hope we do too otherwise we'll never learn!"
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