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grousin' 

When a group of friends find a dead bird (famously a grouse) the day after the night before whilst still relatively intoxicated and decide t'would be a good idea to use it to cause mischief and/or shennanigans. This could involve a good slap or as it should be known a grousin' to an unsuspecting pedestrians face! Alternatively you could dump it in a public urinal or in your flatmates frying pan. It helps if you drive a soft top car with the roof down playing the greatest hits of Justin Bieber and Baby Alice.
Billy Joel: "Shit dude, me and the guys got totally wasted last night and this morning we went for a bit of grousin' like you do."
Steve: "Grousin', what's that?"
Billy Joel: "You know, when you find a dead bird by the side of the road and use it to cause all sorts of crazy mischief!"
Steve: "Dude wtf is wrong with you? I hope you get caught"
Billy Joel: "I really don't know man, I hope we do too otherwise we'll never learn!"
grousin' by jMiR October 21, 2010
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Informally short for ones second cousin which is one’s parents first cousin, as in “Great Cousin”. (Like one’s parents aunt is ones Great Aunt ect.)
Child: My Grousin Rose has my new bff in her belly!
Grousin by TrashPanda420311 April 2, 2022
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Your Gousin or God-Cousin is the child of the sibling of your God parent.

Often, young people are attracted to their Gousin as they don't see them as a family member.
"Hey man"

"Wazzup"

"Bro, my gousin is so hot"
Gousin by labradoodle_9/11 May 13, 2023
A group of people that virtually brings individuals of all sorts regardless of caste, creed, ethnic origin or even religion to one single platform, where they can have full emancipation to enjoy all kinds of luxuries that actually exist in human life.
Get the best of all deals online at Groupin
groupin by sobiahaider February 21, 2011
Groupin is defined as, “a group of people that virtually brings individuals of all sorts regardless of caste, creed, ethnic origin or even religion to one single platform, where they can have full emancipation to enjoy all kinds of luxuries that actually exist in human life.”
Groupin is a combination of two different words; ‘Group’ and ‘International.’ The definitions of these two words from the perspective of Groupin are as under:

1. Group – It primarily refers to the ‘grouping, gathering or flock of people.’
2. International – It refers to a pretty broader term that reveals ‘overall humanity, which exists on this planet.’

Groupin is similar in meaning to the word, ‘Globalization.' As we know that the word globalization means shrinkage of the world to one single village, Groupin, here means a group of people virtually allying at a platform of their common interests to avail anything and everything with full emancipation.

Translation of Grouping; from Scottish (Gaelic) to English language also reveals the word, ‘Groupin’.
groupin by Sobi123 February 21, 2011

Grousing Distance 

A messurementof distance in referance to a man fireing a smaw
You talkin mad-shit

For someone in Grousing Distance
Grousing Distance by Koenigseggre October 14, 2019
When your girlfriend is your cousin.
Tim done messed around and fell in love with his gousin
gousin by Lord HalfWatt March 28, 2021
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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