Grolaf

The embodiment of Gru and Olaf. The god of all there is, all there was, and all there will ever be. Founder of the Cult of Grolaf, and the main basis of the Holy Grobble.

Praise be to Grolaf, E I E I O, Amen.

Grolaf by Grolafite 1 July 27, 2021

Grolf 

The sound a small dog/rodent makes when being struck by a stray putter/driver.

"Dude I hit that fucking gopher!"
"Yea, it grolfed"
"Kinda creapy..."
"Can we keep it?"
"You're going to keep a retarded gopher?"
"NO! A dead one..."

Grolf by Zac Rutter-Aulis July 20, 2008

Grolfe 

When getting down and dirty just doesn't cut it, you take it to the next level.

Grolfe me harder!
Urgh, I'm gonna grolfe!
Oh man, I was on RatHub the other day and couldn't stop grolfin'!

Grolfe by SweatyBallSax October 5, 2021

Groaf 

Term of derision to describe someone who is disgusting and loutish- a combination of gross and oaf.

I saw Keith Lemon: The Film yesterday-I have never seen such a groaf , apart from Dapper Laughs.

Groaf by Alan L Wood January 10, 2015

Grolar Bear 

When a Grizzly mates with a Polar Bear.

Grizzly and a Polar Bear mate a baby comes out. It is a grolar bear

Grolar Bear by If your alright with it i am October 14, 2011

Grolar Bear 

A Grolar Bear is a hybrid between a male grizzly bear and a female polar bear. Oddly enough, grizzly/polar hybrids are segregated names, see Pizzly Bear for the opposite

Guy: “Wow, look over there Steve it’s a Grolar Bear! Those things are rare!

Steve: “Wait isn’t that a Pizzly Bear?”

Grolar Bear by DrAccius August 24, 2021

Grollf Ball 

A drinking game where you are to stand in any configuration chosen for the game. (Best to be played in the garage) For every two people present in the game one golf ball must be used. For every grollf ball bounce missed you must drink. If you catch two grollf balls at one time then the opponents that bounced them must drink. If a apponent is to miss the two grollf balls bounced to he/she then they must take two drinks. Tips: Circle configuration, Smooth pavement, golf balls, lots of beer, psyche bounces, palm touch passes .

Hey Matt
Yea
You have the beer.
Yea
You have the grollf balls. (golf balls)
Yea
You bring the ladies
Yea

Grollf Ball by Patch74 May 14, 2011