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Taking a Grogan
Taking a shit. A "one wiper". Having that sharp stomach pain where you have to run to take a dump. ."
"Aw shit mang, I knew I shouldnt have had that last burrito, now as soon as I get home I be taking a grogan."
Taking a Grogan by Alex in East Los Angeles August 28, 2014
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Grogra • grog rash • geography • grogan • grognard • gragra • geographist • Geography Teacher • grorange • Geographically challenged
Geographical Appreciation
the process by which one takes into account, or considers, geographical matter when making reference to a geographical setting or area/field
Geographical Appreciation by Joe Enchantt November 16, 2022
Geography Joke
Geography Joke by Special-KY May 17, 2009
geographically illiterate
a person who has no knowledge of the existence of other countries or where any country is outside of the United States. Someone who sucks at geography.
Kris: Do you know where Ukraine is?
Dave: Is that the country next to India?
Kris: No! God, you're geographically illiterate
Kris: Did you hear that Russia invaded Geogia?
Dave: OMG! Are they going to invade Atlanta?
Kris: No, Georgia the country you dumbass
Dave: There's a country called Georgia?
Kris: You are so geographically illiterate
Dave: Is that the country next to India?
Kris: No! God, you're geographically illiterate
Kris: Did you hear that Russia invaded Geogia?
Dave: OMG! Are they going to invade Atlanta?
Kris: No, Georgia the country you dumbass
Dave: There's a country called Georgia?
Kris: You are so geographically illiterate
geographically illiterate by Maves December 12, 2012
reverse grogan
Applies when a person sits the opposite way on the shitter during the act of laying a grogan. ie Facing the wall.
This term can also apply to laying of a brogan and aargan, but not usually a frogan.
This term can also apply to laying of a brogan and aargan, but not usually a frogan.
Bill particularly enjoyed laying reverse grogans due to the fascinating mural of Bertha's aggots on the wall.
reverse grogan by Boon March 9, 2004
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