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Taking a Grogan 

Taking a shit. A "one wiper". Having that sharp stomach pain where you have to run to take a dump. ."
"Aw shit mang, I knew I shouldnt have had that last burrito, now as soon as I get home I be taking a grogan."

Geographical Appreciation 

the process by which one takes into account, or considers, geographical matter when making reference to a geographical setting or area/field
Hey John! are you forgetting to utilise Geographical Appreciation when evaluating this essay?

Groganise 

To Groganise: To improve a board games enjoyability by tweaking a rule or set-up.
we need to groganise this game to make it less swingy
Groganise by Mawihtec February 10, 2018

Geography Joke

The type of joke that one must be around to understand.
"Hey what was that about squids?"-Dude

"Geography joke dude, back off"-Dude 2
Geography Joke by Special-KY May 17, 2009

geographically illiterate 

a person who has no knowledge of the existence of other countries or where any country is outside of the United States. Someone who sucks at geography.
Kris: Do you know where Ukraine is?
Dave: Is that the country next to India?
Kris: No! God, you're geographically illiterate

Kris: Did you hear that Russia invaded Geogia?
Dave: OMG! Are they going to invade Atlanta?
Kris: No, Georgia the country you dumbass
Dave: There's a country called Georgia?
Kris: You are so geographically illiterate
geographically illiterate by Maves December 12, 2012

reverse grogan 

Applies when a person sits the opposite way on the shitter during the act of laying a grogan. ie Facing the wall.

This term can also apply to laying of a brogan and aargan, but not usually a frogan.
Bill particularly enjoyed laying reverse grogans due to the fascinating mural of Bertha's aggots on the wall.
reverse grogan by Boon March 9, 2004