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Beef Gristle Mill
1. The Mill in which Beef Gristle is manufactured and stored.
2. A famous location in New York, located near the proposed site for the Playground for Seniors.
3. A well-known steakhouse in Reading, Pennsylvania.
4. A euphemism for the red light district in North Winnetka Falls.
2. A famous location in New York, located near the proposed site for the Playground for Seniors.
3. A well-known steakhouse in Reading, Pennsylvania.
4. A euphemism for the red light district in North Winnetka Falls.
Beef Gristle Mill by Yolanda Yolanda Yolanadaana December 28, 2019
Related Words
Grixtle • gristle • gristle whistle • grintles • gristle hammer • Gristler • gristle stick • Grittle • gristle/grissle • gristle chewer
beef gristle mill
A location you make up in order to keep a lie going. Can be used in almost every situation because it sounds like a real place but in reality doesn't exist anywhere.
The location for the new park will be where the old beef gristle mill is.
Guy: So are you still a loser who can't get a job?
You : Nah, I just got a job at the beef gristle mill.
Guy: So are you still a loser who can't get a job?
You : Nah, I just got a job at the beef gristle mill.
beef gristle mill by David Krappenschidtz June 6, 2017
grintles
1) when you shit out lint, you've got the grintles
2) something you say when you're feeling crazy and just need to yell some random shit
2) something you say when you're feeling crazy and just need to yell some random shit
"damn dude, i ate that chick's pants yesterday and now i've got mad grintles"
fuck it man, it's all just fuckin GRINTLES
fuck it man, it's all just fuckin GRINTLES
grintles by grimblygrumps April 22, 2009
Gristlehammer
An original name for the penis, somehow summing up the action taking place during sex as well. An epic word the kind of which the world is sorely lacking.
Perfectly encapsulates the wild originality that can be had in the bedroom, or indeed in a park with everyone watching.
If you claim to have a Gristlehammer you may be required to prove it. Hence this is a bold claim.
Perfectly encapsulates the wild originality that can be had in the bedroom, or indeed in a park with everyone watching.
If you claim to have a Gristlehammer you may be required to prove it. Hence this is a bold claim.
Did you bang that girl last night?
You bet, I nailed her pussy into the pleasure zone with my Gristlehammer.
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I got a big dick.
Oh yeah? I have a mighty Gristlehammer that would make Thor himself jealous.
You bet, I nailed her pussy into the pleasure zone with my Gristlehammer.
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I got a big dick.
Oh yeah? I have a mighty Gristlehammer that would make Thor himself jealous.
Gristlehammer by SexFuhrer September 2, 2009
gristle gripper
gristle gripper by bail69 January 9, 2008
back bottom gristle lumps
back bottom gristle lumps by vive cuervo October 20, 2008
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