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Grixtle

Tall, Skinny, karate black belt, rocket league obsessed big daddy man! Men avoid him in fear of him stealing yo gurl. He used to live in a switch.
by Titan Tae July 14, 2022
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Beef Gristle Mill

1. The Mill in which Beef Gristle is manufactured and stored.

2. A famous location in New York, located near the proposed site for the Playground for Seniors.

3. A well-known steakhouse in Reading, Pennsylvania.

4. A euphemism for the red light district in North Winnetka Falls.
by Yolanda Yolanda Yolanadaana December 28, 2019
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beef gristle mill

A location you make up in order to keep a lie going. Can be used in almost every situation because it sounds like a real place but in reality doesn't exist anywhere.
The location for the new park will be where the old beef gristle mill is.

Guy: So are you still a loser who can't get a job?

You : Nah, I just got a job at the beef gristle mill.
by David Krappenschidtz June 6, 2017
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grintles

1) when you shit out lint, you've got the grintles
2) something you say when you're feeling crazy and just need to yell some random shit
"damn dude, i ate that chick's pants yesterday and now i've got mad grintles"

fuck it man, it's all just fuckin GRINTLES
by grimblygrumps April 22, 2009
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Gristlehammer

An original name for the penis, somehow summing up the action taking place during sex as well. An epic word the kind of which the world is sorely lacking.

Perfectly encapsulates the wild originality that can be had in the bedroom, or indeed in a park with everyone watching.

If you claim to have a Gristlehammer you may be required to prove it. Hence this is a bold claim.
Did you bang that girl last night?

You bet, I nailed her pussy into the pleasure zone with my Gristlehammer.

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I got a big dick.

Oh yeah? I have a mighty Gristlehammer that would make Thor himself jealous.
by SexFuhrer September 2, 2009
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gristle gripper

if we take gristle to be a penis, it becomes obvious that a gristle gripper is a tight fanny.
my cock is sore, she had a right old gristle gripper on her.
by bail69 January 9, 2008
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back bottom gristle lumps

Cyrus just ate some back bottom gristle lumps, yeah he ate shit!
by vive cuervo October 20, 2008
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