Grimsbury

Shithole in the shithole of a town called Banbury Oxfordshire. Most notable places to avoid are Edward Street, Causeway between houses 50 and 75 and any corner shops. Last one applies to the rest of the UK actually.

Luke: "Grimsbury's the best place to live!"
Zbyszek: "Shut it. Ts place is a piece of corn in a pile of shit. After it's been eaten again."

Grimsbury by SonyBravia April 27, 2026

Grimsby Hat 

The act of placing one's penis upon the head of another person when they are not looking.

I looked out of the window and next thing i knew, was sporting a Grimsby Hat

Grimsby Hat by Batman F's Everyone October 21, 2013

Grimsby trawler 

A rough looking heavy-set dumpy whore who is unlikely to appeal to the average punter. Occasionally seen plodding the beat in red-light areas late on, looking desperate and dejected holding a carrier bag and with her over-sized dugs resting on her cannibal cooking pot sized belly half exposed..

Sir was on tour again last night and the streets were somewhat empty of prime stock.. However, a Grimsby trawler was seen moving slowly down the main drag and Richard wondered what her price might be..

Such an act would surely be considered a charitable deed, but alas, as he returned, his chances of having his bell chewed were negated as she was no longer apparent.. Some other sexual philanthropist had snaffled the beast..

Grimsby trawler by Drex Johnson October 28, 2019

grimsby salad 

the dried remains of a previous nights anal passion on the body. I.E. dried faeces, blood and other bodily remains.

'I woke up to find a grimsby salad in my calvins'

grimsby salad by Chris-Piano December 22, 2004

grimsby 

A town in North East Lincolnshire. Does NOT smell of fish in the slightest, although don't go near the fishing docks without a gas mask.

Infested with chavs, also full of attention-seeking fucking emos.

The town is split up into main 'estates', there's usually fights between the estates, which people usually don't turn up to, as most fights are all mouth and headlocks.

Dickhead #1: I iz frm nunsthorpe n i wil kik da shit out ov u
Dickhead #2: ye rite m8, i iz from yarborough n i wil kik da shit out ov u
Normal Person: Fucking morons, i can't wait until i get out of shitty grimsby.

grimsby by Kyle Frith November 19, 2006

Road to grimsby 

This is the part of the lady between her arse and fanny. It smells of fish and its not far from a shit hole.

Ive clocked up a few miles on the road to Grimsby

Road to grimsby by Steve Hall November 18, 2004

Grimsby Menagerie 

Sexual act involving a donkey, a dustman and a dwarf at a minimum

"Ello lover. Its tuppence a scuttle, thruppence for the tradesmans, or shillin' ha'penny for a Grimsby Menagerie"

Grimsby Menagerie by BolDol April 4, 2021