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Grimmus Dick 

Similar to blue balls.
Usually acquired when ones sexual partner is not skilled in the sheets.
Shelia gave me a mad case of the grimmus dick. That whore needs to learn how to fuck!
Grimmus Dick by Griz April 7, 2004
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Grimmsnarl 

Final evolution of Impadimp in Pokemon Sword and Shield. it turns into a giant slenderman esque beast when gigantamazing. Looks like it could murder your family whether gigantamaxed or not.
Grimmsnarl is one hell of a badass Pokemon.
Grimmsnarl by Necrozma Beam November 5, 2019

GrimmUlqui 

GrimmUlqui is a yaoi pairing from the anime/manga Bleach. GrimmUlqui stands for Grimmjow x Ulquiorra, where Grimmjow is seme and Ulquiorra is uke. It is much more popular than its counterpart, UlquiGrimm.
I read an awesome GrimmUlqui fanfic yesterday!
GrimmUlqui by Dior Crystal August 14, 2011
big purple monster from mcdonalds that eats children
daddy, the grimus ate charlie
grimus by Anonymous May 25, 2003
A derogatory term for Afro-Americans. As the use of the word "nigger" has become less frequently used by the masses, the term "grimus" was coined to "hold the black man down".

This term was first used as a deroatory statement when a black man moved to Florida from the Chicago land area and began to turn color from exposure to the sun. When found to turn from chocolate to black to purple a friend of said black man called him "grimus", changing the landscape of racial epithet's forever.

The plural form of "grimus" is "grimus".
"Grimus keeps coming up to me on the train and asking for money!"

"Grimus please!"

"Grimus loves him some collared greens, fried chicken and grape drink."
Grimus by Jay Cutler's a Homo August 24, 2011
A Grimmis is that fat purple shit that hangs with the hamburgler.
"Holy cow mommy, did you see that fat purple shit?"

"Yes, thats a grimmis, he chills with the hamburgler"

"Grimmis looks like a oval mommy, i'm scared lets never get another happy meal again"
Grimmis by Mason Beveridge June 14, 2004
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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