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Greylien 

A type of UFO occupant. Typically diminutive, grey-skinned being with large black eyes, frail body and a slit for a mouth. The also have flat, duck-like feet but this is never shown in films or TV as undermines their sinister, ethereal quality.

Purportedly from the Zeta Reticuli star system but fond of hanging around the mid-western United States, waiting to fondle truckers, rednecks, fishermen, loggers and people looking for a publisher.

Abilities; walking into locked rooms, designing and flying circular craft, turning radios on and off with science/telepathy, levitation and fingering orifices.

First appearance in fiction; possibly the work of HG Wells.
Witness 1; wait!... what are those beings in the clearing... my God!
Wotness 2: Oh they're just Greyliens. They aren't famous aliens like Klaatu and Gort.
Witness 1; or Han and Chewie.
Witness 2: is Han an Alien?
Witness 1; technically he was.

Greyliens return to saucer, feeling despondent. Nobody notices.
Greylien by Klaatu's Nikto October 11, 2020
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Greylien 

A person who is not full white and not full black. Commonly known as a greylien. Other variations include "grey mysterio" for a greylien that is mysterious.
Hide your sheep the greylien is coming over soon.
Greylien by miguel8o September 22, 2017

Greyliens 

An aborted concept in this realm where once beautiful beings go down any series of terrible evolutionary paths and result in a very small number of emotionless, blank-eyed beings that are only concerned with darting around the Universe really quickly to find what they once were or could've become.
Greyliens always crash land and die or fly back to wherever they came from when they discover homo sapiens on the third rock from this one sun in the milkyway. Same goes for the greenies. Horses hate Greyliens and so do Orcas, they like the ones with long hair and colored eyes.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026