GreenGuy

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A green ball, he's the best one and is in a competition for a life time burger gift card!!

Suddenly a portal opened up and here we are!
Thats fucking-
AWESOME!!
IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU MY NAMES GREENGUY!!!
ALSO YOU BLUE HAIR-
Why do you have a microphone?

GreenGuy by silliestgooseofallgooses May 23, 2023

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Greenguy

Most likely a Canadian ginger that gets battried and likes to ride bikes with a dildo on his seat

Person1:Yo fam i saw dis yute pining his bike he's a greenguy

Person2: yo dat true,he was getting wozzles from his cat
Person3:ya i saw dis yute getting Battried by 4 hoodmans

Greenguy by TONYDROPTHEDUNG December 5, 2025

Related Words

Green Guy • greengum • .greengay • GreenGutter • the green guy • Green Gay • green guilt • greek guy • Green Gumballs • Green Gay Packers

Green Guy

Typically in Call of Duty, the green guy is the dick who fools around and makes all of the teammates worse off. They often troll the team purposely, causing them grief and anger.

The green guy got me killed again.

Green Guy by DATgreenguy January 18, 2015

the green guy

A slang term for marijuana, yet used in a more specific term when your bud looks it was dipped in crystals.

"peep the green guy, this niggeh looks slammin'"
"look at this green. this shit will get us CAKED"

the green guy by thirdeyechakra July 13, 2006

Green Guy

Pothead

I don't want them to think I'm a green guy.

Green Guy by Beast211 September 26, 2008

greengum

to greengum

to know everyone on a forum and appear around Halloween with an odd name pretending to be a new member just to spook them. Only works if no-one else is in on it, and all 'slips' are intentionally confusing to throw them off the scent. They must never find out or you will be bluebummed

I getcha... bluebum the greengum!

greengum by spilkmilt November 2, 2010

.greengay

a hot sexy funny cool person that is superior to anybody else.

Wow, .greengays are very rare! they are so sexy and funny as well as super cool !!

.greengay by sexy mfer June 8, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026