greengum 

to greengum

to know everyone on a forum and appear around Halloween with an odd name pretending to be a new member just to spook them. Only works if no-one else is in on it, and all 'slips' are intentionally confusing to throw them off the scent. They must never find out or you will be bluebummed

I getcha... bluebum the greengum!

greengum by spilkmilt November 2, 2010

Greenlumps 

Small green lumps, constructed of unidentified, allergy induced matter of dubious nature.

Their natural habitat is in the nostrils of nuns over the age of seventy. They are accompanied by Allergephobia, which induces all sufferers to have a deep aversion to anything bearing a remote resemblance to pollen, dust, cats and husbands consuming more than one whiskey and soda.

It also causes one's breath to become extremely toxic, despite the insistence on handing out peppermints to anything with less than three legs.

A good way to rid one's presence of greenlump sufferers is to eat a jar of pickled onions prior to a possible meeting.

"That nun tried to give me a peppermint."
"Really? Perhaps she has greenlumps!"

"Sorry Alf!"

"Nonsense, you've had quite enough!"

Greenlumps by CharlesGlass July 16, 2009

green gum 

when you're making out with someone and their flem comes out and they spit it into your mouth.

we were making out and he green gummed me

green gum by shreklives April 14, 2022

GreenGuy 

A green ball, he's the best one and is in a competition for a life time burger gift card!!

Suddenly a portal opened up and here we are!
Thats fucking-
AWESOME!!
IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU MY NAMES GREENGUY!!!
ALSO YOU BLUE HAIR-
Why do you have a microphone?

GreenGuy by silliestgooseofallgooses May 23, 2023

Greenguy

Most likely a Canadian ginger that gets battried and likes to ride bikes with a dildo on his seat

Person1:Yo fam i saw dis yute pining his bike he's a greenguy

Person2: yo dat true,he was getting wozzles from his cat
Person3:ya i saw dis yute getting Battried by 4 hoodmans

Greenguy by TONYDROPTHEDUNG December 5, 2025

GreenGutter

A Fool who insults someone knowing they are worse

"God hes such a greengutter."

GreenGutter by Chopperislame April 22, 2026