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to know everyone on a forum and appear around Halloween with an odd name pretending to be a new member just to spook them. Only works if no-one else is in on it, and all 'slips' are intentionally confusing to throw them off the scent. They must never find out or you will be bluebummed
to know everyone on a forum and appear around Halloween with an odd name pretending to be a new member just to spook them. Only works if no-one else is in on it, and all 'slips' are intentionally confusing to throw them off the scent. They must never find out or you will be bluebummed
I getcha... bluebum the greengum!
by spilkmilt November 2, 2010
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Their natural habitat is in the nostrils of nuns over the age of seventy. They are accompanied by Allergephobia, which induces all sufferers to have a deep aversion to anything bearing a remote resemblance to pollen, dust, cats and husbands consuming more than one whiskey and soda.
It also causes one's breath to become extremely toxic, despite the insistence on handing out peppermints to anything with less than three legs.
A good way to rid one's presence of greenlump sufferers is to eat a jar of pickled onions prior to a possible meeting.
Their natural habitat is in the nostrils of nuns over the age of seventy. They are accompanied by Allergephobia, which induces all sufferers to have a deep aversion to anything bearing a remote resemblance to pollen, dust, cats and husbands consuming more than one whiskey and soda.
It also causes one's breath to become extremely toxic, despite the insistence on handing out peppermints to anything with less than three legs.
A good way to rid one's presence of greenlump sufferers is to eat a jar of pickled onions prior to a possible meeting.
"That nun tried to give me a peppermint."
"Really? Perhaps she has greenlumps!"
"Sorry Alf!"
"Nonsense, you've had quite enough!"
"Really? Perhaps she has greenlumps!"
"Sorry Alf!"
"Nonsense, you've had quite enough!"
by CharlesGlass July 16, 2009
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Thats fucking-
AWESOME!!
IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU MY NAMES GREENGUY!!!
ALSO YOU BLUE HAIR-
Why do you have a microphone?
Thats fucking-
AWESOME!!
IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU MY NAMES GREENGUY!!!
ALSO YOU BLUE HAIR-
Why do you have a microphone?
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