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Green Heads 

A Green Head is the most obnoxious human being imaginable. It is derived from swamp borne green headed flies on the coast of Maine. These flies have green heads and when they land on you, they bite you with huge, white triangle shaped teeth. They are really slow,and when swatted, they do an animated, circuliar tumble to the ground.
That guy is such a fuckin' green head! Death to Green Heads!
Green Heads by KahunaJ October 26, 2008
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green headband pikachu 

the greatest super smash brothers brawl character. green headband pikachu, is found by going to pikachu, clicking x/y twice, and is wearing the headband from brendan in pokeman advance emerald.

he is owned by Clint, and wins by default against all other pikachu's in brawl
green headband pikachu:best ssbb character in the game
green headband pikachu by Ckazz October 5, 2009

Green head 

Male Mallard Duck with green head
I bagged me a couple of "green heads" in the slough today.
Green head by Clay duck commander January 24, 2006

Greek Head 

1. A person who is overly obsessed with Greek Mythology.
2. A person who is overly obsessed with being in a fraternity or sorority.
3. Getting a blowjob by a Greek person.
"Dave! I know Percy Jackson is a good movie but stop being such a Greek Head!"
Greek Head by nktrotty July 12, 2017

Greenhead 

A person who is an environmentalist.
One who respects nature.
A conservationalist.
Dude, look. he's digging in the trash..

No he's just pulling out aluminum cans, he's such a greenhead.
Greenhead by Greenhead Eddie February 1, 2009

greenhead College

A college in greenhead, yorkshire, spain, that is run by the the legendary principal Garry Lett. Everyone who goes here gets A*s or gets expelled 1 day before results day. The site is built around the historic "Nut wall" and the parrallel "Depression wall". This school is only accessable via hovercraft or drone so the public transport is quite expensive. It is also the oldest school in europe according to the UN and The complete dinosaur encyclopedia.
"I go to greenhead College"

"Congrats nerd"
greenhead College by SmolMik October 1, 2021

greenhead 

slang term for a mallard drake
guy 1: how'd you guys do today
guy 2: we shot two limits of greenheads
guy 1: holy shit you guys whacked 'em and stacked 'em
greenhead by Redneck1989 February 23, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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