You are Greeley if you love retro movies, eat sweetish fish, play xbox, like to chill, listen to Greeley estates( must also be your favorite band ) , as well as have an amazing smile and can get any girl you want, and finally you must live the high life of Mac Miller
Jake is Greeley for being a bum
by Jake Greeley January 06, 2012
by Estatess June 02, 2009
Town in Colorado. Curiously, or coincidentally, the town smells like cow shit, as do most inhabitants due to either gay sex or crystal meth addiction.
According to the only hetero non-addict to ever come from Greeley, the only two decent things about this place are:
1 - Ice Skating Rink (Now a drug peddaling location)
2 - Lots of Cow Shit = Lots of Magic Mushrooms
So, in essence, when one stops to think of Greeley, all that need be thought is the act of one man sucking another man's penis while getting fucked in the ass for a ten dollar bag of meth. (Such occurances in the public are common)
According to the only hetero non-addict to ever come from Greeley, the only two decent things about this place are:
1 - Ice Skating Rink (Now a drug peddaling location)
2 - Lots of Cow Shit = Lots of Magic Mushrooms
So, in essence, when one stops to think of Greeley, all that need be thought is the act of one man sucking another man's penis while getting fucked in the ass for a ten dollar bag of meth. (Such occurances in the public are common)
Jim - "Duuuuude, last weekend I got a ten sack of meth for letting some dude poke me in the pooper!"
Dan - "Oh yeah, you went to Greeley, right?"
Jim - "Yeah, how'd you know?"
Dan - "Oh yeah, you went to Greeley, right?"
Jim - "Yeah, how'd you know?"
by Urifucabes November 11, 2007
a nice town with a lot of mexicans on the east side and big houses on the west side; 2 well known gangs surenos and nortenos
high schools:
greeley central emo
greeley west-preppy
northridge-gangsta
high schools:
greeley central emo
greeley west-preppy
northridge-gangsta
by billy jk raytovrn the 3ird July 17, 2008
me: holy shit i got beaten up in the mosh pit for greeley estates
friend: really?!
me: yeah i have so many fucking bruises
friend: aw that sucks
me: yeah but it was worth it
friend: really?!
me: yeah i have so many fucking bruises
friend: aw that sucks
me: yeah but it was worth it
by jamieee July 24, 2006
Greeley, Colorado is famous for hardly existing. The college or university or whatever a nitwit might call it is so far below Mediocre, it's classified as an 'advanced kindergarten'. Nothing else exists in the city except drunks and child molesters. Zombie-fied citizens, the living dead, where you go other than Hell, the ultimate cess pool!
I went to Greeley Colorado to see what was there, and I was so surprised to find NOTHING at all. This hole makes Buffalo, New York look like Heaven
by Dr. Gregory Darvis January 06, 2011
1. "I just listened to Greeley Estates, do you have a q-tip by any chance?"
2. "Oh my god! Are you alright? You were just foaming at the mouth."
"Oh no, it's ok. It's only Greeley Estates."
3. "FRAPLAH."
2. "Oh my god! Are you alright? You were just foaming at the mouth."
"Oh no, it's ok. It's only Greeley Estates."
3. "FRAPLAH."
by Liam P. October 16, 2008