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greenitize

The marketing and packaging deception practiced by certain manufacturers to mislead consumers into believing their product is "green" or eco-friendly.
I noticed that my detergent package has been "greenitized" by their marketers...it now has a lush forest waterfall and green colored writing on it!
greenitize by Vergelimbo December 28, 2007
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A greedith is a person who is greedy and takes other people's things. They don't care about other people's thoughts on them. They are often fat
O my gosh a greedith just took the last piece of cake
greedith by Coolandlit May 18, 2018

greeditude 

Having an attitude of greed.
Used to describe people who exercise greed, often to the detriment of others. These people scam others and show no remorse; they live life with low morals and values. Those with greeditude have no gratitude.
He sold that old lady clothes for her deceased cat just to make a buck?
He's full of greeditude.

They mixed rat poison and water and panned it off as an $11 energy drink?
That's greeditude.

Without gratitude, you have greeditude.
greeditude by UD Teacher September 19, 2013

greenitis 

when you turn blue

it's in the name
guy1: yo why that bro so blue for
guy2: mane he got greenitis, he got it baaaaaaad
greenitis by qwerty002 May 1, 2022

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026