Greasy Slap

The act of clenching a piece of bacon or any other greasy food, then slapping someone really hard.

Dude me and my girl were eating breakfast and i told her that the bacon was under cooked so she gave me a Greasy Slap.

by Manix0013 June 5, 2013

The greasy cum slap

When you cum in your hand and hold someone’s mouth open while slapping them allowing cum to enter their mouth

“Bro I just used the greasy cum slap on my sister”

by Iwanttofuckdiobrando April 21, 2021

The greasy cum slap

When you cum in your hand and slap someone in the face, while holding their mouth open allowing cum to enter their system.

“Bro I just used the greasy cum slap on my sister”

by Iwanttofuckdiobrando April 21, 2021

Slap you with ma’ greasy hand

Not having the time or in the mood to deal with someone’s bullshit that you wouldn’t even take the time to wipe off your hand when eating chicken wings or ribs before you slap the shit out of them.

John S.: Hey can I have one of those?

*reaches to take a bbq spare rib*

*John V turns and blocks advancing hand*

John V: Don’t make me slap you with ma’ greasy hand!

by jonnygreenjeans March 8, 2019

Can I get a Slap of Grease in the name of jesus?

Give me some food. Usually one says this when they're waiting on line for lunch.

I was on a line in the mess hall at rikers and an inmate standing a few feet from me said "can I get a slap of grease in the name of jesus?".

by metaphoricals June 14, 2010

Grease Slapper

Pizza. Generally a thin crust pizza with multiple layers of cheese and puddles of grease randomly found across the pizza.

Ryan was famished when he got done planting corn and making sausage and had a strong desire for one of Sarah's famous grease slappers, but first he had to clean the pig excrement from his shoes.

by mikeverdill June 10, 2009