Greasy Slap
Dude me and my girl were eating breakfast and i told her that the bacon was under cooked so she gave me a Greasy Slap.
Greasy Slap by Manix0013 June 5, 2013
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The greasy cum slap
When you cum in your hand and hold someone’s mouth open while slapping them allowing cum to enter their mouth
The greasy cum slap by Iwanttofuckdiobrando April 21, 2021
The greasy cum slap
When you cum in your hand and slap someone in the face, while holding their mouth open allowing cum to enter their system.
The greasy cum slap by Iwanttofuckdiobrando April 21, 2021
Slap you with ma’ greasy hand
Not having the time or in the mood to deal with someone’s bullshit that you wouldn’t even take the time to wipe off your hand when eating chicken wings or ribs before you slap the shit out of them.
John S.: Hey can I have one of those?
*reaches to take a bbq spare rib*
*John V turns and blocks advancing hand*
John V: Don’t make me slap you with ma’ greasy hand!
*reaches to take a bbq spare rib*
*John V turns and blocks advancing hand*
John V: Don’t make me slap you with ma’ greasy hand!
Slap you with ma’ greasy hand by jonnygreenjeans March 8, 2019
Can I get a Slap of Grease in the name of jesus?
I was on a line in the mess hall at rikers and an inmate standing a few feet from me said "can I get a slap of grease in the name of jesus?".
Can I get a Slap of Grease in the name of jesus? by metaphoricals June 14, 2010
Grease Slapper
Pizza. Generally a thin crust pizza with multiple layers of cheese and puddles of grease randomly found across the pizza.
Ryan was famished when he got done planting corn and making sausage and had a strong desire for one of Sarah's famous grease slappers, but first he had to clean the pig excrement from his shoes.
Grease Slapper by mikeverdill June 10, 2009
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