Greasy-ass 

When shit remnants left behind from wiping insufficiently combine with sweat and dead skin cells to form a grease like substance.

Greasy-ass: Damn! I've got a greasy ass! OR... Whew! My ass is greasier than hell. And... I need to go re-wipe, I've got a greasy ass.

Greasy-ass by Herr Scheisse Meister April 4, 2018

Christian's Greasy Ass 

A greasy ass motherfucker who wears the same clothes every day, his middle name is James, he works at Pizza Hut, and he never showers. He is a human grease machine and is also known as Bitch Ass Butterbean.

Christian's Greasy Ass is a lying bitch, don't rely on him to save your life!!!

Christian's Greasy Ass by lefthandlover69 July 9, 2017

greasy turkey ass 

a greasy ass turkey ass

aye man i just ate a greasy turkey ass

greasy turkey ass by the scientist! January 6, 2022

couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass 

Referring to someones inability to do something.

Most commonly used to portray someones shit driving ability.

Dude 1: "Let me drive"
Dude 2: "You couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass"

couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass by vkwagz June 14, 2017

greasy assed italian mofo 

basically a person who is italian and enjoys italain showers

"Friggin Filice, what a greasy assed italian mofo!"

greasy assed italian mofo by tamantha forsythia December 25, 2003

greasy assed italian mofo 

a dirty greasy fat italian man with bad hygeine.

why are italian men short
why are italian men rude
why are italian men scummy lol

greasy assed italian mofo by Grease mo February 26, 2005

Dirty Greasy Asshole Burger

The nastiest shit you've ever seen and tasted in the form of food. Whoever the fuck made this putrid excuse for a meal should kill themselves. This is my argument for eugenics.

At first, I REALLY liked In-n-Out, but then I ordered a double-double yesterday and they gave me a Dirty Greasy Asshole Burger.

Dirty Greasy Asshole Burger by I hate In-n-Out April 2, 2022