A greaseslide is what will happen when bacon is elected with an overwhelming vote in
2012 and becomes baconator! A baconator is a benevolent and wise
dictator who rules in a Baconocracy! Baconocracy is the choice to unite not divide... Bacon will rule wisely and benevolently. In this politically divided country our best hope for unity is to unite behind bacon in the bacon party. Only bacon can win a true mandate. The bacon party has a vision of world
peace where all the diverse peoples of the world unite behind bacon. As we all know, bacon makes everything better. The motto of the bacon party is VOTE FOR
GREASE!!! Bacon is the last best hope for the USA!!! Elect bacon in a greaseslide!