Grape Drape

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Like Teabagging but with an asshole riddled with Hemorrhoids.
The act of a man/woman draping their lovely grapes all over the victims face/mouth.

Sharlene: "Oi Barry, there's a deep red snail trail down me chin"
Barry: "Got ya with the plump ones again"
Sharlene: "You grape drape me again, and I'll fuckin' make them your new testes"

Grape Drape by Narokath February 23, 2015

Words you can keep

grape drapes

The saggy lips of a busted out African Vagina.

That hoe's grape drapes took control of my shaft!

grape drapes by Kyle J LMADK February 6, 2014

wrinkled grape drapes

old saggy shriveled testicles that look like raisins or small balls
nuts that need scrotum rejuvenation

dude!! stop smacking my ass with your wrinkled grape drapes!!!

damn!! i'm not tea bagging those old wrinkled grape drapes!!!

wrinkled grape drapes by EG67 July 22, 2011

Gape drape

To enlarge an older woman's vagina hole until it resembles a well made sandwich. With extra meat on the bun.

Gave her the old gape drape. Pass the au jus.

Gape drape by Master Schezwaldt June 7, 2026

Graperape

The best Shadow Priest on the Alterac Mountains server. He is hands-down better than any other Spriest on the server...and has melted more face than any Shadow Priest in the history of World of Warcraft.

OMFG bro...Graperape is at LM, let's go to Stables.

Graperape by Graperape May 6, 2011

Drapes or Grapes

Drapes meaning uncircumcised penis. Grapes meaning circumcised.

Oh man , do you have drapes or grapes? No man, I'm Jewish , I just have a grapes, I'm just skin.

Drapes or Grapes by Gingervicious May 3, 2015

Drapes or Grapes

Drapes meaning uncircumcised penis. Grapes meaning circumcised.

Oh man , do you have drapes or grapes? No man, I'm Jewish , I just have a grapes, I'm just skin.

Drapes or Grapes by Gingervicious May 3, 2015

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026