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grapesmuggler 

A person who wears briefs or more specifically speedos.
A swimmer smuggles their "grapes" in their speedo.

grapesmuggler 

when a guy places his whole penis and ballsack in a girls mouth, she becomes a grapesmuggler
what a freakin grapesmuggler. Ive never seen anyone else that can take the whole sausage and meatballs
grapesmuggler by shep July 27, 2004

grapesmuggler 

One who regularly engages in the act of Teabagging.
Leave that kid alone grapesmuggler.
grapesmuggler by Glue-All March 4, 2003

grapesmuggler 

A dirty, homosexual West Point cadet who gets his jollies off by participating in Naked Taps, Code Reds and Tea Bagging. Also doesn't believe in regular bathing because "Diseases are cool!!!"
M-m-m-m-m-my daddy says I'm a grapesmuggler.

Gratasmolification 

The physical symptoms arising from the forcible insertion of any plant of the cacti family into the genitals or lower digestive system.
Ohhhhh, his tongues bleeding and he's making a wet gasping noise, it must be gratasmolification.
Gratasmolification by fear_abbadon September 11, 2005

grapesmuggler 

Recieving the whole package in the mouth. Componants of the package include the meatloaf, easter eggs and baynus..
OMG, she is a grapesmuggler..
grapesmuggler by Two Fruitz July 29, 2004
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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