grapesmuggler

when a guy places his whole penis and ballsack in a girls mouth, she becomes a grapesmuggler

what a freakin grapesmuggler. Ive never seen anyone else that can take the whole sausage and meatballs

by shep July 27, 2004

Hipster Dibs

Claiming to know about something or someone "before it was cool" and before everyone else, making it "yours" or "your thing"

A)"Wow, I love this new band Imagine Dragons!"
"Hipster Dibs bro, I've been listening to them since before their album came out in 2012"

B)"I totally started wearing Chacos my sophomore year before everyone else "
"Nahh, hipster dibs. I got my first pair in seventh grade"

by Shep June 6, 2015

insta punk kit

A "joke" site that shoots to hell everything it is to be "punk."

Avril uses the insta punk kit as her source of info on the punk scene.

by Shep July 20, 2003

blumpie

Combining two enjoyable past times. Taking a crap in the shitter while your loved one (read skanky hobag here) sucks down some baby batter.

Whew! I never thought a blumpie could be so satisfying for you honey. Next time I'll eat corn!

by Shep August 15, 2003

short yellow bus

your transportation to school, fuck stick.

After I got off the short yellow bus I remembered to clip my mittens to my sweater.

by Shep August 15, 2003

letting the hen outta the coop

Utilizing the tantalizing powers of hennessey to make the things you say more interesting, make women appear more attractive and make yourself virtually invincible to criticism.

Downside of letting the hen outta the coop is the propensity to remove one's pants and wear them as a hat.

As soon as I let the hen outta the coop I was the coolest guy in the room.

Dude ... whatever ... you passed out.

by Shep August 15, 2003

throw up

Spit your rhymes to a beat

Mr. Eon can throw up on the Mic

by Shep August 21, 2003