Granny Time

One on one time with someone else. Usually to discuss life issues, and other important things that occupy the two conversing people's minds.

In the sense of spending time with your grandmother and asking for her assistance.

Tom: Hey do we need some Granny Time tonight?

Hariot: Yeah, we really do. I'm in a pickle and need to figure this shit out.

Granny Time by grannywhite November 6, 2011

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Granny Grab time

Typically occurs an hour before club closing time…whereby all the hot chicks are taken and if you want some loving it’s Granny Grab time.

Oh look…it Granny Grab time and the tosser that’s has spent all night cracking onto everyone in da house has a fine selection of grannies to choose from.

Granny Grab time by Kylzam June 11, 2022

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Granny Times

The decision to reject the idea of a night out and instead stay in, have a nap, and drink a cup of tea.

One example is a Granny Nap, which is a small period of sleep during normal day hours, just like your nan. Both relaxing and refreshing and highly underrated.

Didn't go out last night, decided to Granny it up instead with some Granny Times.

Granny Times by Rodgers25 April 12, 2009

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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