GRANNY PIE 

WHEN A YOUNG STUD HAS ONE WOMAN OVER 60 SITTING ON HIS FACE AND ANOTHER WOMAN OVER 60 ENTERING HIM FROM BEHIND WITH A STRAP ON DILDO.

BOY, LAST NIGHT WAS AMAZING! I THOUGHT IT WOULD END WITH BINGO, BUT I WAS PLEASANTLEY SURPRISED, AFTER SCONES AND COFFEE, I ENDED UP SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF A GRANNY PIE! I CAN NOW MARK THAT OFF MY BUCKET LIST!

GRANNY PIE by MERPPPPPPPPPPP December 3, 2013

Granny Pie 

The sexual act of when a grandmother (or any woman over the age of 70) penetrates you with a strap on filled with icing and when she deems it appropriate, she squirts the icing into whatever orifice she is penetrating.

"For this Thanksgiving I totally plan on running through a retirement home and getting Granny pied!"

"Oh sick, what kind of icing?"

"That sweet sweet vanilla my broski!"

Granny Pie by Tungsten Pimp November 24, 2023

Grannyped 

A grannyped is another word for "mobility vehicle". Mobility vehicles are small electric powered carts, usually with variable speed, indicators, reverse mode and a front loaded basket.

They are driven by either elderly folk, hense the name, or by Obese people who are to lazy to walk and loose some weight.

1. Dude, Jon got a grannyped and he's gonna pimp that sh*t!

2. Man, look at that lovely old couple, racing through the park knocking people down on their grannypeds.

3. When I'm old, I'ma score me a free grannyped.

4. I wish that fat chick would stop whoring that grannyped and let someone who really needs it use it.

Grannyped by Smeep August 6, 2007