Granny's Handbasket

An act during sexual copulation that involves the insertion of one's fist into the vaginal or anal pathway and moving the hand back and forth, as if swinging a hand-basket.

I had a great time with her last night; just me, her, and Granny's Handbasket.

by Nazztea May 14, 2011

granny's peach tea

A jar filled with piss

Don't piss Lex off...unless you enjoy granny's peach tea

by A Beautiful Lie July 3, 2016

granny's oysters

The dangling labia of a woman of a certain age, usually found on females over 65

Simon had heard of Granny's Oysters but looking down at his grandmother in the bath revealed the true horror of this labial nightmare!

by Ivor Lar-Jed June 29, 2006

granny's house

A song by fgteev

Granny's house, I don't wanna stay, I just wanna go home, I don't wanna be at granny's house she be creeping me out, take me home right now, I don't wanna stay here

by =) goodtimes December 24, 2019

Granny’s Yogurt

When a G.I.L.F. reaches climax, the sauce that proceeds to come out is granny’s yogurt.

Tom: hey man I was doing this smoking hot GILF last night
Mark: sick dude did you get a taste of that granny’s yogurt??

by Lecrae116 February 6, 2018

Granny’s Yarn Ball

An old women’s dingleberry. Generally a much larger than usual knotted up clump of old, gray ass hairs. Like a yarn ball dangling out the ass.

I was over at nanna’s house today. She bent over in her house coat and I caught a glimpse of granny’s yarn ball. I’ll never be the same.

by Eaton Holgoode May 28, 2018

Granny’s Attic

Aggressive oral sex with an older woman when she’s taken out her dentures.

I’m gonna give Mrs. Moschowitz a Granny’s Attic for her 85th birthday.

by Bad Grandpa June 13, 2021