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Granified 

When someone, primarily a male, has vastly improved his sex life as a result of listening to the advice of Tiffany Granath, who provides commentary on Playboy Radio on Sirius XM.
Ralph has definitely been Granified lately as shown by his stellar performance with oral sex since listening to Tiffany on Playboy Radio.
Granified by flygirl747 July 23, 2010
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Self-gratifier 

(noun) One who routinely "likes" their own Facebook comments, posts and photos and, more times than not, is usually the first if not the only one to do so.

(verb) self-gratify: The process of "liking" your own Facebook comments, posts and pictures.
Matt is a classic "self-gratifier." He always feels the need to immediately "like" his own Facebook comments as he knows its probably the only way he can get others to pay attention to what he has to say.
Self-gratifier by bdkingst March 4, 2011
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gaknified 

State in which acne has taken over one's face. Acne to such an extreme extent; facial skin is nearly unrecognizable.
Sally's face is all gaknified.
gaknified by Dallas DeWayne May 12, 2009

Grannified

To be changed from new to old.
OMG! Mum that bra is Grannified!
Grannified by James And Nathan February 26, 2005

glarified 

To have many people glare at a person and that person becomes embarrassed.
They glarified a kid so hard he peed his pants
glarified by CorneliusXDDDDDD December 14, 2017

grannied 

To beat someone with out them scoring once.
Often used in pool when the loser hasn't potted a single ball.
Or in table football when the loser hasn't scored any goals.
"You've just been grannied!"
grannied by FieryRich December 24, 2007

graapified 

When a person does a nasty prank on another person resulting in embarrasment and/or resentment.
The pizza delivery boy was graapified when another man purposely punched the pizza out of the delivery boy's hand.
graapified by bhilldreth February 18, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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