Grandpa ass

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Refering to farts that resemble a grandpas odor, or a nursing home, this is most common in women or after a man eats fast food. If the fart does not smell like slough it's prolly gonna be some gramps...

"holy shit dude, that's some grandpa ass!"
"dude, it's gramps!"
"that Burger King gave me some serious granpa ass!"

Grandpa ass by Sknudson April 7, 2008

Words you can keep

crazy grandma ass

An exclamation used to express disbelief or the unusual state of affairs.

"I have goats in my pants!"
"Crazy grandma ass!!!"

crazy grandma ass by paul4tA April 24, 2004

grandma saggy ass

grandma saggy ass is god of all rebels

I want to be grandma saggy ass aka lazy b*tch

grandma saggy ass by Balenciaga1000000060i23548q98h March 20, 2019

grandpa's an asshole

A sick yet great song by Blink 182!

When you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you
Did he hold you till the sun did rise
and did he look into your eyes
and ask you to felate him
and stick a finger or two in his ass

He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole
Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass
he rubs his dick in broken glass

when you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender
did he tie your hands behind your head
and was it on your mother's bed

and this is stupid man! I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather. I mean you guys are related! Whats he gonna do, take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed? Man, he likes to fuck you up the bottom, and grandma would come in and watch, and masturbate, and cum all over the place, and this is stupid! I hate you all! I'm not even gonna have sex with my mom tonight! Man, this is stupid! I hate you!

grandpa's an asshole by Lizzy March 19, 2005

grandpa's an asshole

When you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender
Did he tie your hands behind your head and was it on your mother's bed?

He rubs his dick in broken glass.

grandpa's an asshole by TOYPAJ December 2, 2004

Grandma assbanger

You meet a new friend and get really close to him and his family so that you can meet his grandma and then fuck her.

Grandma assbanger is also closely related to grandpa assbanger if you didnt know

Grandma assbanger by Grandpa assbanger August 25, 2013

piss licking skunk asshole eater grandma fucking tranny

some one who you really hate or a hullicination when you mix weed and extesy

dude, im so baked i think im starting to see a piss licking skunk asshole eater grandma fucking tranny

piss licking skunk asshole eater grandma fucking tranny by funkmaster101 July 9, 2011

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026