Grandma Sweater 

A sweater without a hood that contains kittens playing with yarn, teddy bears, bird in the meadow, or puppies. Usually worn by your grandma or older women 60 years of age and old.

Check out that grandma sweater, that patchwork is extreme.

Grandma Sweater by JamJam24 October 8, 2010

Grandma Sweater 

A sweater without a hood that contains kittens playing with yarn, teddy bears, bird in the meadow, or puppies. Usually worn by your grandma or older women 60 years of age and old.

It must have been senior citizens day at the grocery store earlier. There were more grandma sweaters per square foot than I’ve ever witnessed!

Grandma Sweater by JamJam24 October 8, 2010

Grandpa Sweater

An ugly old people sweater. The kind that my grandpa might wear.

I was horrified when katie pointed out what chris was wearing. It was an ugly grandpa sweater. We gasped in horror and then pity,that he was let out of the house dressed like that.

Grandpa Sweater by Giselle April 14, 2004

Grandmas Sweater

When an elderly woman's cleavage has sagged to the point where it can be wrapped around a persons body like a sweater.

John: Jesus christ it's freezing out here, it's like minus five out here
Tim: Well looks like you're gonna need grandmas sweater this winter
John: OH DUDE NOOO, THAT'S JUST MESSED UP!!!

Grandmas Sweater by Chunky Munkayy December 29, 2012

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004