Someone who fakes polio until there's something better to do.

Also, a character from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory who was bed-ridden until his grandson won a trip to a slave-run chocolate underworld.

My girlfriend is a Grandpa Joe because she plays sick whenever I want to have sex.

Grandpa Joe by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018

Grandpa Joe it

To sleep all day like the fictional character Grandpa Joe in the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie.

Jamie you better not Grandpa Joe it today, or you will be up all night.

Grandpa Joe it by Husi December 6, 2007

Grandpa Joe

Fecal excrement that’s resonated in a toilet apparatus for an extended period of time, causing a foul odour.

“Grandpa joe pretended to be sick for 20 years and became healthy out of now where. He’s a huge fucking piece of shit!”

“Bro did you forget to flush last night? I smell a Grandpa joe!

Grandpa Joe by Tristan412 May 17, 2019

grandpa joe

from the movie willy wonka and the chocolate factory.
"but me and gandpa joe...." from the song cheer up charlie.
the lady singing sounds SO dumb.

Grandpa Joe and all of the other grandparents sat in a bed and ate cabbage soup for 8 years.

grandpa joe by Ch-ch-chelsea January 26, 2008

Grandpa joe style

When four people all scissor in a bed at the same time.

I saw this radical video of four people doin it Grandpa joe style on the boob tube!

Grandpa joe style by The Kiddy Pool Slayer July 14, 2011

grandpa joe 2000

the act where a 60+ year old male gets a job at a pre school then proceeds to poop in a sock and whip little girls with his own shit sock until they pass out and he takes them home in his white van and ties them up in his basement

bro my little sister just got the grandpa joe 2000!

grandpa joe 2000 by jizz creamery February 23, 2021

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026