Grandma Joe

An old aged tek raver whom takes a random assortment of narcotics, including internet research chemicals. Grandma is a inspiration to us all.

"Grandma Joe loves TEK"
"Grandma Joe loves DRUGS"

by thebaldinggremlin January 15, 2015

Grandpa Joe

Someone who fakes polio until there's something better to do.

Also, a character from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory who was bed-ridden until his grandson won a trip to a slave-run chocolate underworld.

My girlfriend is a Grandpa Joe because she plays sick whenever I want to have sex.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018

Grandpa Joe it

To sleep all day like the fictional character Grandpa Joe in the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie.

Jamie you better not Grandpa Joe it today, or you will be up all night.

by Husi December 6, 2007

Grandpa Joe

Fecal excrement that’s resonated in a toilet apparatus for an extended period of time, causing a foul odour.

“Grandpa joe pretended to be sick for 20 years and became healthy out of now where. He’s a huge fucking piece of shit!”

“Bro did you forget to flush last night? I smell a Grandpa joe!

by Tristan412 May 17, 2019

grandpa joe

from the movie willy wonka and the chocolate factory.
"but me and gandpa joe...." from the song cheer up charlie.
the lady singing sounds SO dumb.

Grandpa Joe and all of the other grandparents sat in a bed and ate cabbage soup for 8 years.

by Ch-ch-chelsea January 26, 2008

Grandpa joe style

When four people all scissor in a bed at the same time.

I saw this radical video of four people doin it Grandpa joe style on the boob tube!

by The Kiddy Pool Slayer July 14, 2011

grandpa joe 2000

the act where a 60+ year old male gets a job at a pre school then proceeds to poop in a sock and whip little girls with his own shit sock until they pass out and he takes them home in his white van and ties them up in his basement

bro my little sister just got the grandpa joe 2000!

by jizz creamery February 23, 2021