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Someone who fakes polio until there's something better to do.

Also, a character from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory who was bed-ridden until his grandson won a trip to a slave-run chocolate underworld.
My girlfriend is a Grandpa Joe because she plays sick whenever I want to have sex.
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 12, 2018
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Sep 17 Word of the Day
Fredagsmys is pretty much the most holy tradition of Sweden. The word origins from two words; β€œfredag” and β€œmys”, which roughly translates to Friday and cozy. Every Friday, all Swedes drive by the supermarket to buy ingredients for taco, soda and chips. Then, they all sit down in their sofas with their families or friends and watch telly. Usually, the parents fall asleep after a few glasses of wine or beer while the kids stuff themselves with chips until they have a stomach ache.
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Now it's the end of the week; it is time for fredagsmys!
by popsicle power June 19, 2011
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Fecal excrement that’s resonated in a toilet apparatus for an extended period of time, causing a foul odour.
β€œGrandpa joe pretended to be sick for 20 years and became healthy out of now where. He’s a huge fucking piece of shit!”

β€œBro did you forget to flush last night? I smell a Grandpa joe!
by Tristan412 May 17, 2019
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from the movie willy wonka and the chocolate factory.
"but me and gandpa joe...." from the song cheer up charlie.
the lady singing sounds SO dumb.
Grandpa Joe and all of the other grandparents sat in a bed and ate cabbage soup for 8 years.
by Ch-ch-chelsea January 26, 2008
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