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grandchillin 

What did you do this week-end?

Not much, the kids went to the game and we stayed home, just grandchillin with the little ones.
grandchillin by Granka October 28, 2010

GrandCunt 

a name/label used in reference to someone you should have been allowed to call grandmother, BUT because your parent is an AB/DL you are forced to refer to her as a MommyAnn; emphasis on the word mommy. In doing so against your will animosity, hostility, and ill will develop leading to the creation of your term of endearment, GrandCunt.
(1).Some people have a grandmother, others have a grandma, I was forced into having a MommyAnn until the day I revolted, now I have a GrandCunt.
(2).Bootz, "Shoo Fresh you know you rich grandma buy you those dank kicks you need fo school..."
Fresh, "Jigga please! you know I aint got no grandma, I got stuck with a GrandCunt.

Grandcharacter 

1. Your character's offspring.
2. Your offspring's character.

Only used by ULTRA-nerds as a term of endearment to there characters.
1. My character, Cinnamon Micnally, is pregnant with girl triplets. They are my Grancharacters!

2. My twins are writing a story. I love my grandcharacters.
Grandcharacter by Anna Lynn Sanders October 21, 2010

Grandchildren envy

Envy of your unborn descendants who will live in the future and have access to awesome future technology.
Person 1: Someday they'll invent chips you can have in your head that can access the internet.
Person 2: Oh man I want one.
Person 1: It won't be for a hundred years though.
Person 2: Aww, man! So those lousy future people will get to do it but not me? Lame!
Person 1: You have a case of grandchildren envy!

Grandcubs 

Grandcubs are grandchildren to a grandmother, grandma, meemaw, etc.
The grandmother took her grandcubs to the movies to see the new animated film.
Grandcubs by Sterling Archer January 3, 2017

grandchildren 

I have misplaced my pants, my grandchildren are freezing
grandchildren by BigHornSheep January 17, 2004
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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