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The only way to describe the single most hotest person you've ever seen ( can only be applied to men)
wow he such a goutham!
look at that piece of goutham!
Goutham by rage4candy April 22, 2009
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gouthami 

Background: This word is rumored to have spurn from an individual that was not self absorbed like James Joyce at all.

n:
One who picks up a ketchup packet from a restaurant counter but uses it for other means then intended.

v:
To make novel use of an item in a romantic, dramatic or droll way.

adj:
Having the quality of being novel in perspective in life, particularly when it comes to tangible items.
Noun: “You are such a gouthami” –President Glopperty to his assistant in a news conference during a rather windy day.

Verb: “As Celia walked along the lane, she sighed as she remembered to pick up the G.I.Joe for her brother, although she knew he would gouthami it, rather than playing with it in the grass like the other boys” – Joplin Emert, from The Hallster Corrine

Adjective: “The applesauce simmered in the large pot, congealing and thickening in the thick hot container, wishing it had instead been given to one more gouthami”. – From The Writings of Jupiter Collasel
gouthami by Wallaby April 17, 2005

Goathammer

A person originating from Hull, or following its practices.
Bob was a real goathammer"
Goathammer by Anonymoustache December 5, 2004

gouthami 

Rare creature, commonly found feasting on brie near a piano. Similar to the jigglypuff, the gouthami is often found watching anime, preferably with jewish villainesses.
In the distance, Gouthami could hear the acclaimed call, "Death before life, death before life, death before life!"
gouthami by Fish April 17, 2005

goathammer

an invisible deadly weapon...aka spare dick
u just got hit with a goathammer
goathammer by goatstroker September 30, 2009

Gouthami 

(v.) When one is Gouthamied, (s)he just got pwned by one of three things: fucked up by jigglypuff in smash,a tantalizing close encouter with lesbians, or hit in the head with a baseball bat(s).
OhHHHHHHHH SHIT, YOU JUST GOT GOUTHAMIED!!!!!!

I GOT GOUTHAMIED SO BAD BUT I PROMISE YOU ILL GET YOU BACK!
Gouthami by patrick April 17, 2005