patrick's definitions

sheers

a drinking game where you have some hedge clippers and you throw them in the air and if they get stuck in the ground you do not have to drink, they they do not get stuck you do have to drink
NOTE: must be pre drunk to play or else it is a ridiculous game.

HAHA u suck now u gotta drink
well lets see what u can do JERK
YES im good now i dont gotta drink... but ima drink ne ways cause its fun:) SHEERS like cheers but with the SH

by Patrick August 2, 2006

bigarette

blood term for cigarette

yo, can i bum a bigarette?

by Patrick May 22, 2006

The greatest thing ever

Having your dick sucked.

Oh, last night, the greatest thing ever happpened to me, thanks to your mom.

by Patrick April 9, 2005

jamie may

One who likes large ladies.

Jamie May hearts fatties.

by Patrick April 13, 2005

college

a forty thousand dollar bar tab

i cant wait to go to cheers

by patrick April 16, 2005

Gouthami

(v.) When one is Gouthamied, (s)he just got pwned by one of three things: fucked up by jigglypuff in smash,a tantalizing close encouter with lesbians, or hit in the head with a baseball bat(s).

OhHHHHHHHH SHIT, YOU JUST GOT GOUTHAMIED!!!!!!

I GOT GOUTHAMIED SO BAD BUT I PROMISE YOU ILL GET YOU BACK!

by patrick April 17, 2005

dooche bag

1.a item used to clean out any "jucies" that may be in a women's vaginal canal.

2.a good name to call someone

1. After sarah got nailed, she needed a dooche bag to clean herself out.

2. John fell over and i laughed and called him a dooche bag.

by Patrick April 19, 2005