patrick's definitions

titty fuck

To thrust the penis between a women's preferably large breasts and ejaculate on her chest and/or face.

I would like to titty fuck that stanky ass hoe.

by Patrick February 12, 2003

mutton chops

sideburns that usually apply to gay people or faggots, example: elvis.

Todd's mutton chops kick ass

by Patrick February 22, 2005

ipod

An overpriced mp3 player marketed by Apple that has a crappy battery and is marketed profusely on the Internet and TV. Ipods are commonly bought by ignorant people who fail to see the advantages of buying lower priced, higher quality alternatives that have better audio quality and battery life.

I just spent $300 on a new ipod because the TV told me to.

by Patrick May 7, 2005

hokey

(adj.) Something that is viewed with suspicion and/or cornyness, (i.e. a hokey sales pitch)

That was one hokey-ass movie we just saw.

by Patrick January 27, 2004

boi

A young, flaming gay male; bitch.

My boi would never wear anything that didn't have glitter or sequins on it

by patrick June 19, 2005

ee

An exclamation with good or bad connotations.

Hey Allison, Patricks coming over .. Alison "EE!"

by Patrick March 2, 2005

pomofo

Same as Poor Mutha F-er

Sheee, look at dat pomofo!

by Patrick September 28, 2003