gou-tee san-tuh- A fat, out of shape, bearded man with grey hair who thinks he’s a gift to everyone and the nicest guy around. Only the elf’s know he’s actually a selfish slave driver.

Gouty Santa and his overdressed elf’s were gorging at the country club and were as out of place as hillbillies betting on baccarat.

Gouty Santa by Giggles T. Clown August 31, 2016

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gouty

a disgusting or annoying person. Or both. Often used with the noun: Princess

X: Oi, see dat girl ova dare?

Y: Ye
X: She proper Gouty. Got a gouty fringe too.

Y: Propa Gouty Princess, alie.

gouty by mr vava September 21, 2009

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Guht

A person who makes bad decisions when playing any game.

Person 1:That person is a guht because they make bad decisions!
Person 2:No i'm not!
person 1:see you made yourself look bad OUTPLAYED

Guht by A person who's a guht October 27, 2022

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clam gout

getting gout of the jaw joint from excessive cunt eating

Hi Bwad, how are you?
I have a saw jaw Glinn.
You been chewing on your mums piss flaps again?
No, on your old ladys wizard sleeve.
Oh, you've got clam gout you fat fuck.

clam gout by royloyd January 22, 2014

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Deja Gout

Like Deja Vu but with taste. When you burp and it tastes of what you ate earlier, so you get a reminder of something you already tasted. (Pronounced day-zhar goo).

Person 1: (*burps*)"Mmm, chicken"
Person 2: "Ah, deja gout!"

Deja Gout by Lexiconk May 25, 2011

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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