Gorgonites

A synonym for the word trou. The term "gorgonites" is used to reference an elite race of women who tread the grounds of West Point. Easily spotted by their heavy footsteps and large nature, gorgonites are feared by male cadets, who use them only for homework assistance and sexual escapades. The leaders of the Gorgonites are given names corresponding to the action figures in the movie "Small Soldiers".

Hey Gorgonite, would you care to help me with my math homework?

Watch out, here comes Slamfist.

Dang, the swim team is made of a lot of Gorgonites.

by The Trou Club October 25, 2010

Gordonitis

The insatiable urge for self-gratification.

Man! I just looked at that fine young ladies titties and now I have a mean case of Gordonitis.

by pluoticus May 5, 2012

gorgonize

To have a paralyzing or stupefying effect on
To stare at with a petrifying look

Izzy asked Sol why he was willing to take us. She gave him a look that would gorgonize.

by st-kay January 26, 2013

Gorgonite

A race of creatures that were created in the movie "Small Soldiers". They are the protagonists in the movie along with Adam. They fight the commando elite led by Major Chip Hazard. Their leader is Archer.

Archer: I am archer emmissary of the Gorgintes.
Random Gorgonite: You are our leader. lets go to Gorgon.
Archer: Shut up, slave.

by youpoopalot February 27, 2009

Gorgonizes

To be able to gorgonize.

She’s so beautiful inside and out. She Gorgonizes everyone who see’s her.

by HanHanMay February 7, 2021

Gordonite

A "Gordonite" is another word for calling someone a wazzock who wears shimmer shadows

Wow, look at that dude, he's a bit of a Gordonite isn't he?!

by jodieeeeeeeee June 4, 2009

Gorganite

that which is from the land of Gorga

Gothar the Gorganite Destroyer is a fierce and wild beast manlike creature!

by Nicholas the Gorganite January 21, 2004