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A person who lacks basic common sense and self awareness. They constantly contradict themselves and stumble over their own lies, often without realizing how obvious they’re being.

How to spot a goozo?

You must not be a goozo yourself
“bro has zero self awareness 😭, certified goozo”

“ u gotta be a goozo to say that with confidence

“nahh bro, u are actually a goozo”
Goozo by Graganoc August 20, 2026
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A person who lacks basic common sense and self awareness. They constantly contradict themselves and stumble over their own lies, often without realizing how obvious they’re being.

How to spot a goozo?

You must not be a goozo yourself
“bro has zero self awareness 😭, certified goozo”

“ u gotta be a goozo to say that with confidence

“nahh bro, u are actually a goozo”
Goozo by Graganoc August 20, 2026
Related Words
Goozo Goozoo Goozoojoe goo zone gonzo goodonya Gooboo gonzo nose Godzone Goodo

Dr Gonzo 

1. The name Hunter S. Thompson has come to be known as over time, related to his position as "The Doctor of Gonzo Journalism". gonzo
2. A character in the book and movie Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas based on Oscar "Zeta" Acosta, a mexican-american lawyer of the 60s and 70s, and personal friend of Hunter Thompson.
Dr Gonzo was one of God's own prototypes, a high powered freak too crazy to live and too rare to die.
-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Dr Gonzo by M.U.R.P.H. April 7, 2005

GOOGOOLI 

It means “cutie” in persian, it’s a slang not an official word, usually used for babies
You are such a googooli
GOOGOOLI by SMNJD October 29, 2018

gonzo job 

The act of getting of getting anal pleasure from a chick inserting there large nose up your ass.
Man suzie gave me the best gonzo job of my life last night!
gonzo job by Turtle82 January 5, 2013

Gonzo Nose 

A semi-erect penis. Usually 1/2 to 3/5 the way to being fully erect.

Also can be simplified to "Gonzo".

Variations of term:

Gonzor: The one who is causing the Gonzo Nose. Usually female.

Gonzee: The one who is getting the Gonzo Nose. Male.

Upside-Down Gonzo Nose - An overly erect penis.

Gonzette: Female who habitually causes Gonzo Noses.

For clarification, see image of the character "Gonzo" from Jim Henson's "The Muppets".
Gonzor - "Hey, you ready to bang me?"

Gonzee - "Nope, all I got is a Gonzo Nose."

Gonzor - "Well, you need to hurry and turn that Gonzo in to an Upside-Down Gonzo Nose so you can jam it in my a-hole."

Gonzee - "Okay."
Gonzo Nose by Banghorse July 28, 2009
The nickname given to a Flandere Scarlet fumo.
Nigel: Gooboo acquired.
Michael: yooooo
gooboo by fishgaming March 13, 2023
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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