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goozehead 

Someone who has.

1. A gay head
2. Someone who wishes to fart on someones head.
3. Someone who head smells like fart.

Goozehead comes from the 2 words of Gooze & Head.
Gooze meaning fart, etc etc.
1. Wow, look at that guy's goozehead
2. I'd love to be a goozehead.
3 Eww, did someone just gooze? Or is he a goozehead?
goozehead by Gooze July 1, 2008
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goofyhead 

"Blank is a goofyhead"
goofyhead by jeffyouhouh May 4, 2018

Globehead 

Term predominantly used by Flat Earthers, to denote a believer in a globe shaped earth, or an oblate spheroid, as opposed to a flat motionless plane.

Often used in a defamatory context.

See Baller
Flat Earther: Globeheads, they are religious zealots with no concept of the scientific method, going to university to learn that the universe is real, without doing the research to check it out.

Globehead: Gravity is real, they have detected gravity waves, you clearly have no concept of reality.

Flat Earther: Did you learn that from someone in a position of authority, or did you do your own empirical research to come to that conclusion, good little Globehead, remember to never question your beliefs.
Globehead by Cultural State Evolution September 20, 2016
a person whose intellectual capacity seems somewhat misaligned to that required for the task they are supposed to be performing.
It wasn't us, it was a result of the Goobaheads which were supposed to be doing the job correctly in the first place.

gooberhead 

a person whose brain is the size of a peanut, which is also called a goober, or goober pea, in the Southern United States
"That guy is such a gooberhead, he filled out his tax return with a crayon."
gooberhead by Dennis Johnson March 22, 2007

Dr. Goodhead 

Dr. Goodhead - a person who gives particularly good felatio.
Jann is a Dr. Goodhead;she sucked me so well that when she was done, I couldn't even walk out of the car.
Dr. Goodhead by TooSick4U November 3, 2007

Goodheadsucker 

A very good cocksucker who knows how to give a very good blowjob deep down the throat.
The Cocksucker is a "Goodheadsucker".
Goodheadsucker by Goodheadsucker January 6, 2010
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

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Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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