Goosecheese 

The colagulated semen from one's rectum. Famous for anal barebacking.

"I hear Alex is a faggot. "
"Yes, I hear still he has goosecheese from the orgy last month."

Goosecheese by AlexisaNhiteWigger January 5, 2019

Goose Cheese 

The female version of duck butter.

Guy: We ain't having sex right now. I haven't showered once on this camping trip.
Girl: Don't worry about it, my goose cheese will even the score.

Goose Cheese by captmurk June 22, 2015

Gooncheese . 

Meaning idiot , Mainly a cross between a Nobcheese and a goon . Mainly used around the Romford area .

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Gooncheese . by Essex♥ November 5, 2009

The Kankakee Goosechase 

Basically, it's a game of "duck, duck, goose" - but with cocks. (To wit: one fellow going 'round the circle, tapping heads and saying "duck, duck, etc...until a 'goose' is chosen). After the "goose" is chosen, that fellow chases the protaginist around the circle. If he is caught before he has a chance to sit in the newly vacated spot, he then performs oral sex on the "goose", much to the delight of the other players. If he is not caught, the game progresses until somebody gets a blow job. That's...pretty much the point.

"Golly gee, THAT was The Kankakee Goosechase at the bathhouse last weekend? It took me forever to realize that I needed to slow down to get to blow someone!"

The Kankakee Goosechase by LenaChick December 5, 2012