nobcheese

Smegma - white stuff found
on one's bell-end under the foreskin when one hasn't washed for a while (allegedly.......)

woman: Phor! Your nobcheese is really pungent tonight!

by anon..... :-) June 12, 2003

nobcheese

A fuckin' stinky substance which builds up under your Bell end if you dont clean it regularly.

After being ill for a few days in bed, Timothy found that he had a large collection of Nobcheese (Smegma) waiting to be cleaned underneath his bellend.

by Joe Nazmdeh January 7, 2006

nobcheese

See smegma.

"Urrgh, nobcheese!"

by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002

nobcheese

A nob with cheese on the end

robert hervery (herbs)

by Robert March 10, 2003

nobcheese

When an individual mistakes n00b for nob and adds cheese at the end. Cheese coming from the "You are a turkish bazaar cheese-grater" insult mainly aimed towards westernised turks.

Oh you stupid little nobcheese, you did it again!

by JollyJoynal April 14, 2005

nobcheese

spunk

cum

by wankl April 1, 2003

Nobcheese sniffer

Someone who sniffs their own or another mans nobcheese

You’re such a nobcheese sniffer.

So what, I like it.

by weirdefinitions February 3, 2025