nobcheese 

Smegma - white stuff found
on one's bell-end under the foreskin when one hasn't washed for a while (allegedly.......)

woman: Phor! Your nobcheese is really pungent tonight!

nobcheese by anon..... :-) June 12, 2003

nobcheese 

A fuckin' stinky substance which builds up under your Bell end if you dont clean it regularly.

After being ill for a few days in bed, Timothy found that he had a large collection of Nobcheese (Smegma) waiting to be cleaned underneath his bellend.

nobcheese by Joe Nazmdeh January 7, 2006

nobcheese 

See smegma.

"Urrgh, nobcheese!"

nobcheese by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002

nobcheese 

A nob with cheese on the end

robert hervery (herbs)

nobcheese by Robert March 10, 2003

nobcheese 

When an individual mistakes n00b for nob and adds cheese at the end. Cheese coming from the "You are a turkish bazaar cheese-grater" insult mainly aimed towards westernised turks.

Oh you stupid little nobcheese, you did it again!

nobcheese by JollyJoynal April 14, 2005

nobcheese 

spunk

cum

nobcheese by wankl April 1, 2003

Nobcheese sniffer

Someone who gathers their nobcheese in a bottle or jar and sniffs it (sometimes eat)

Zak is such a nobcheese sniffer!

Nobcheese sniffer by weirdefinitions February 3, 2025