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Goofshit 

Someone that is completely stupid and doesn't even realize it.
That guy just made himself look like a complete GOOFSHIT!
Goofshit by wcouture9 August 21, 2008
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Goofyshit 

Goofyshit is a lifestyle followed by goofy ass niggas. Goofyshit is related to Geezershit and Fellashit. Fellashit is the opposite of geezershit, goofyshit is comparable to fellashit. Goofyshit is even worse than fellashit. If you are on goofyshit you are the ultimate cringe king and probably have a mental illness or disability.
His "brommertje" broke down again, he must be on goofyshit.
Goofyshit by Captain Geezer June 21, 2018

goodshit 

Cop terms for a citizen or civilian. The innocents who have no idea how fucked up their city really is.
The world is composed of cops, thugs, and goodshits.
goodshit by riverwest July 20, 2009

gooshitty 

Adjective
1 - Good enough to pass, but not stick out in any way.
2 - Shitty, but still good enough to use.
"I did a gooshitty job on that test"

Steve-"We need pallets that are good but not too good that they are heavy"
Thomas-"Ok, this is pallet is gooshitty enough to use."
gooshitty by TK3 May 15, 2006

Mudda Goodshit 

Joemalian word for something dope
Oh man that bag is the mudda goodshit!
Mudda Goodshit by DXLii January 31, 2017

gooshitilly 

Adverb
Doing something good enough but not well enough to recieve any praise what so ever.
"I gooshitilly wrote a paper for English class"

"I ran gooshitilly today"
gooshitilly by TK3 May 15, 2006
Duud listen to this song, its some gooshit.
Gooshit by Ceckoplesk January 23, 2019
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