Goonland
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goonhand
A firm grasp around the upper arm of a woman, often used in place of a slap in a public place. It is used to prevent a woman from "making a scene" in public. It involves four firm fingers around the arm on the medial aspect and one sure-gripped thumb on the lateral aspect. Shake vigorously if necessary.
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Gookland
The combined region where majority of mongoloid looking asian live in is known as Gookland. For instance, Asia has various ethnic groups. Indians look like caucasoid but so dark looking, pakistanis look caucasoid but not that white like europeans, Eastern asians look mongoloid but have brown skin, very south eastern asian look so australoid, Japanese ,Koreans and Chinese look so whitish but mongoloid looking, North asian are caucasoid but due to the political reasons it's a part of europe. The gookland includes these countries china, japan philippines, vietnam, korea, malaysia, taiwan, thailand, burma, myanmar, mongolia, bhutan, nepal, northeastern india, indonesia, laos, singapore, brunei. hong kong , north korea, south korea, cambodia, macau, east timor. in a nutshell, The combined region consists of the aforesaid countries is known as the Gookland.
Gookland by Professor Addis Ababa May 14, 2017
Goodland Florida
Goodland is a small drinking village with a fishing problem. It is located in the depths of the Florida Everglades. Marco Island is located a bout a mile away, and Marco residents go to Goodland to get hammered at Stan's Bar or to buy meth.
"Hey I'm running out of meth and need to replace my MAGA hat! What do I do?"
"Have no fear lets just go to Goodland Florida!"
"Have no fear lets just go to Goodland Florida!"
Goodland Florida by dbetten7 December 24, 2020
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arthur goodland by arthur's raped mom December 16, 2004
Gookland
The combined region where majority of mongoloid looking asian live in is known as Gookland. For instance, Asia has various ethnic groups. Indians look like caucasoid but so dark looking, pakistanis look caucasoid but not that white like europeans, Eastern asians look mongoloid but have brown skin, very south eastern asian look so australoid, Japanese ,Koreans and Chinese look so whitish but mongoloid looking, North asian are caucasoid but due to the political reasons it's a part of europe. The gookland includes these countries china, japan philippines, vietnam, korea, malaysia, taiwan, thailand, burma, myanmar, mongolia, bhutan, nepal, northeastern india, indonesia, laos, singapore, brunei. hong kong , north korea, south korea, cambodia, macau, east timor. in a nutshell, The combined region consists of the aforesaid countries is known as the Gookland.
Gookland by Professor Addis Ababa May 14, 2017
goonhand
"I had to lay my goonhand down on Sheila. That bitch tried to get away with some shit the other night."
goonhand by Binky Dawg March 9, 2009
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