Goonland

Place where all of the gooners live

Ugly Gooner: Oh my god I want to get you pregnant, you hot girl
Girl: WTF?! This guy is definitely from Goonland!

by Bagelsir November 9, 2025

goonhand

A firm grasp around the upper arm of a woman, often used in place of a slap in a public place. It is used to prevent a woman from "making a scene" in public. It involves four firm fingers around the arm on the medial aspect and one sure-gripped thumb on the lateral aspect. Shake vigorously if necessary.

"Bitch calm down or I'll break out the goonhand."

by D. Snuts January 31, 2007

Gookland

The combined region where majority of mongoloid looking asian live in is known as Gookland. For instance, Asia has various ethnic groups. Indians look like caucasoid but so dark looking, pakistanis look caucasoid but not that white like europeans, Eastern asians look mongoloid but have brown skin, very south eastern asian look so australoid, Japanese ,Koreans and Chinese look so whitish but mongoloid looking, North asian are caucasoid but due to the political reasons it's a part of europe. The gookland includes these countries china, japan philippines, vietnam, korea, malaysia, taiwan, thailand, burma, myanmar, mongolia, bhutan, nepal, northeastern india, indonesia, laos, singapore, brunei. hong kong , north korea, south korea, cambodia, macau, east timor. in a nutshell, The combined region consists of the aforesaid countries is known as the Gookland.

Hey do you know where is the gookland?

Yeah, it's in Asia, but it doesn't include the india.

by Professor Addis Ababa May 14, 2017

Goodland Florida

Goodland is a small drinking village with a fishing problem. It is located in the depths of the Florida Everglades. Marco Island is located a bout a mile away, and Marco residents go to Goodland to get hammered at Stan's Bar or to buy meth.

"Hey I'm running out of meth and need to replace my MAGA hat! What do I do?"

"Have no fear lets just go to Goodland Florida!"

by dbetten7 December 24, 2020

arthur goodland

Ever wondered what the letters in FAG stand for?

F is for Facist
A is for Arthur
G is for Goodland

...called me a fag. Oh wait, I am a fag! ~arthur goodland

by arthur's raped mom December 16, 2004

Gookland

The combined region where majority of mongoloid looking asian live in is known as Gookland. For instance, Asia has various ethnic groups. Indians look like caucasoid but so dark looking, pakistanis look caucasoid but not that white like europeans, Eastern asians look mongoloid but have brown skin, very south eastern asian look so australoid, Japanese ,Koreans and Chinese look so whitish but mongoloid looking, North asian are caucasoid but due to the political reasons it's a part of europe. The gookland includes these countries china, japan philippines, vietnam, korea, malaysia, taiwan, thailand, burma, myanmar, mongolia, bhutan, nepal, northeastern india, indonesia, laos, singapore, brunei. hong kong , north korea, south korea, cambodia, macau, east timor. in a nutshell, The combined region consists of the aforesaid countries is known as the Gookland.

Hey do you know where is the gookland?

Yeah, it's in Asia, but it doesn't include the india.

by Professor Addis Ababa May 14, 2017

goonhand

pimphand, heavy hand, hand you put down on an out of pocket bitch.

"I had to lay my goonhand down on Sheila. That bitch tried to get away with some shit the other night."

by Binky Dawg March 9, 2009