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Gooned out 

A point during masturbation where you start to lose control and revert to a Neanderthal goon tard, often after hitting poppers or smoking an insane amount of weed. The pleasure becomes so intense that your eyes roll back, your mouth opens into an "O", and you're either panting, grunting, making monkeybate sounds or babbling about how good your penis feels.
Once I took that last hit of poppers I was gooned out bro.
Gooned out by Ultbator August 20, 2019
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you dun goofed 

When you have committed an act in which "consequences will never be the same again"
You dun goofed!
you dun goofed by Don Goof July 16, 2010

googledom 

The all-encompassing informational domain created by google.com's many websites and services
The introduction of Google Earth just made Googledom a bit larger.
googledom by DCDC December 10, 2005

Gooped and Gagged 

When a situation is shocking and you are left speechless.

Or

If a situation situation is nasty and you were left disgusted.
Did you hear what Thomas said. I was gooped and gagged.
Gooped and Gagged by Esquared August 17, 2020

googledipity 

Finding something via Google while searching for something else. (As in serendipity.)
"I Googled 'Lincoln' to find out about towncars, and learned that we used to have a president by that name. Sheer Googledipity."
googledipity by RB Jr. January 2, 2010

Done Goofed 

The kickass way of saying you fucked up, real bad.
"Dude I just sent my nudes to Stevie"
"You done goofed"
Done Goofed by Pedalphile March 13, 2015
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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