googlenesia

The insatiable desire to google something without access to a computer followed by a total lack of recollection of whatever is was that had you so bent out of shape while sitting in front of the computer later.

Oh man, I'm having the worst googlenesia right now. What the hell was I drawing a blank on while I was on the bus, it was driving me crazy!

by loco moto June 21, 2008

Googlenesia

When someone is in your personal space and doesn't leave while your trying to google something. Then you get frustrated and forget

I was sitting at a bar working on my laptop when some old lady came up and tried to hit on me. I was about to google something cool, but got googlenesia because she was in my personal space.

by Clavenson June 6, 2018

googlenosis

Self diagnosis of a critical or terminal illness upon entering symptoms into Google.

After I entered blurry vision into Google, my Googlenosis was brain tumor. I've got to get to the doctor fast!

by Paige F. Enimore August 22, 2011

googlenial

any one born after 2010

Egor, look!another googlenial crossing the road with both eyes planted on smart screen.and it's a four lane highway...

by thegoblinsaint June 29, 2019

Googlepedia

n. The chronological usage of Google to Wikipedia.

v. To search a subject on Google, then clicking the Wikipedia hit of said subject.

(Googlepedia-ed, Googlepedia-ing)

v. I googlepedia-ed Tom Cruise and found pretty much every fact about his entire life in one website.

n. Googlepedia is a very fast way to find semi-reliable information on almost anything in the world.

by Michael Fye January 9, 2008

GoogleNestAudio

A tiktoker with way too many google products.

You: Yo you heard about the new video from googlenestaudio?
Friend: Yeah, it’s great!

by balnyama July 16, 2022

Goognesia

a temporary mental condition afflicting internet users. In their haste to 'Google' something, when faced with the blank search box, the user instantly - albeit temporarily, forgets what it was they were going to search.

"hang on i'll Google it....errrrr......what was I going to do? argh it's that Goognesia again!"

by cakebakermaker August 19, 2013